holiday hooker

That clearly out-of place and heavily made-up woman who is very attractive but oddly quiet at the family holiday party and who is so far out of your super-shy brother’s league that you become immediately suspicious.

Don’t try to tell me that Justin’s new girlfriend is not just a holiday hooker!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 1, 2023

gangsters holiday

Going to Jail/Prison

Where a gangster might take an extended stay

"Where's carl?"
"He got caught selling dime bags.. he on a gangsters holiday now"
"Oh word... they really gotta decriminalize that ish"

by kultbae September 2, 2017

Un-Holiday

A day that isn’t a holiday.

Joe: Is it a holiday today?
Josh: No, it’s an Un-Holiday.

by ImBlubadobebadoby December 15, 2018

pagan holiday

A holiday that a religion says it happened during that time but didn't happen even close to where that said religion is saying is happening.

Christmas is a pagan holiday due to the song "We Three Kings" says that they travel from China, Japan, North Korea and South Korea area.

by Commander8750 December 22, 2018

Caylan holiday

Fight 9 year old kids even know he is 15

Caylan holiday you just punched that kid all over that was mad

by Bmcf May 28, 2022

Holiday Bitch

A girl who breaks up with her boyfriend right before or during a holiday (birthday, Christmas, Chanukah).

“I was a Holiday Bitch to John, but he was such an asshole, I didn’t want to be with him any longer, especially during the holidays.”

“I needed to be a Holiday Bitch to Chad because his balls smelled like my lamination products and I couldn’t stand it no more!”

by ZanderBayCA June 2, 2022

Bent Holiday

When you have a vacation but it's just a massive bender.

We had a bent holiday in Vegas; I remember very little of it.

by mevdev March 6, 2021