horny hobbit

one of limited size who has a rather larger than normal attraction to sheep loving farmer girls.

1. she mings, only the horny hobbit would bang her!
2. aka Simon Wade

by the arab September 24, 2003

Hobblin

Means to Talk and interact with a person

My cousin came and now we hobblin together

by ptown prince January 12, 2011

Hobbit rocket

when a short and hairy penis ejaculates inside a hobbit pocket.

hey dude what's up? Nothing just gave Brandi the hobbit rocket. You're fucking gross dude

by aairving April 7, 2015

Hobbitch

Hobbits that act like total assholes

The little Hobbitch went to the bathroom

by poops of the chicken July 12, 2016

The Waterloo Hobbit

The Waterloo Hobbit is the shortest man in real-estate, you can spot the Hobbit by his bad polyester suits, half mustache and obsession with donairs. The Hobbit claims to be polish but is actually a chug who was born in a shopping cart. The Hobbit has adopted the name Mike Black and enjoys playing Bum darts with amish people in Waterloo. Hobbies include tranny porn, rain dances and country music.

Look at the Waterloo hobbit Mike, doesn't he have any idea his fly is down? Did you know that little hobbit was caught looking up dresses on the Carabana festival 2003!

by Gary Peterman May 29, 2008

Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper

The most amazing person in the whole world. She really does not eat scabs, but she once did. She enjoys pulling on peoples big toes until they come off. People are fascinated by her and someday there will be a degree devoted to the studies of her.

"I was swimming in the Columbia River when all of the sudden i felt a tug on my big toe. It came from Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper"

by mad dog123 December 15, 2008

Hobbit Talk

1. Any discussion which speculates that homosexual relations were engaged in by any of the male Hobbit characters in any Lord of the Rings films or novels.

2. Any uncomfortable or unseemly discussion among peers.

3. Litteral. The interjection used to interrupt discussions of the above.

1. "That's right at the end of Return of the King Frodo's sittin in the bed and Merry and Pippin jump right in and get it on! Then Sam and Gimli show up and just sit there and watch the whole thing."

"Hey shut up man! That's fuckin hobbit talk."


2. "Yeah sometimes late at night I can hear my parents doin it."

"OH YUCK! Quit that hobbit talk!"


3. "Hey did you haear about Sarah goin down on your bud..."

"HOBBIT TALK!"

by karlthepagan January 10, 2004