highland braun

a barrel chested larger man whose appearance is that of scottish decent. (i.e. a large white humanate)

"HIGHLAND BRAUN" The mans appearance was that of a larger frame and mass index, due to his "Scottish highland" decent.

by onefinemammajamma October 27, 2009

HighLands

The Northern part of Scotland that has the population of around three people, you can blame the British for that. *Cough cough* HighLands clearance *cough cough*

How many people are in the highlands?

3 Tops.

by Your moms left kidney June 25, 2021

Highland Pie

The result of a lack of bikini waxing leading to a large out of control ginger bush. Found largely in Scotland the highland pie ressembles a large ginger pubic affro.

I pulled down that wee lassies knickers and that highland pie sprung out in ma face, and i told her theres no way my hagis is goin anywhere near that

by thehighlandhumper June 3, 2009

Highland Blue Bomber

Taking a shit while getting a blowjob, through a hole, in the basket of a hot air ballon while floating over a crowd.

As the shadow lommed overhead his face revolsed in horror as he realised he was about to receive a Highland Blue Bomber.

by Snug Shit Lips August 13, 2017

The Highlander

A sexual act of dick slapping someone, preferably a female, whilst screaming, "there could be only one!"

John was going for an angry pirate, but went for the highlander for the win.

by Boba fat July 6, 2014

Highland Park

A majority white and rich neighborhood right near Dallas, TX, everyone hates Highland Park. I would know. I live there. And I don't blame anyone. 80 percent of people here are total d-bags. Everyone at the high school is so stuck up and prissy but the school has good academics so I ain't leaving.

Person from anywhere else - "Hey, aren't you from Highland Park?"
Average white mom in Highland Park - "Ew! Homeless person! Get away!"

by gwraveghoull April 6, 2024

The Highland Ram

The act of getting on your knees to give a blow job but pulling back and headbutting them in the balls.

My boyfriend asked me to get on my knees and give him a blow job. He was in for a shock when I decided to give him The Highland Ram.

by Tamans February 27, 2024