volunteer highway patrol

A motorist who drives in the fast lane at the same speed as the drivers in the slow lanes, forcing all traffic to slow to what the obstructing driver considers to be a safe speed.

I got pinned down by the Volunteer Highway Patrol for about 10 miles before I could get around him.

by The Demon Prince October 2, 2006

Hershey Highway

The Poop Shute; Turd Sled

There's a backup on Hershey Highway, I think it's a three turd pile up.

by AdamnJenn September 19, 2005

super highway

found most commonly in guys, the line of hair running from navel to pubic hair

DUDE, hes got a super highway!

by dijnne March 19, 2006

singapore highway

The act of thoroughly ramming a 3 foot pvc pipe into the anus of an unsuspecting partner and proceeding in rolling toy cars into the pvc pipe; cars ending up lodged is the asshole of the prey.

Wow! That girl's asshole was so loose I could actually pull the Singapore Highwaywith a 3" wide pvc pipe!

by the euro wonder March 5, 2007

hershey highway

Anal sex, however, it is mostly used to describe heterosexual anal sex, that is, penetration by the female in the anus.(HER-shey highway.)

She likes to take it up the hershey highway.

by Jonah Falcon October 11, 2004

Tollbooth on the highway of education

n. Popular and well-earned nickname for the ETS (Educational Testing Service), who produces and sells the GRE and SAT assessment tests. This parasite hauls in more than $0.6 billion in student money every year from its illegal monopoly on the testing market.

Every high school and college student in the country has to throw some big cash to ETS, the tollbooth on the highway of education. If a student doesn't pay his toll, he is usually shitcanned and forced to slave away at a McJob for the rest of his life.

by Carl Willis May 21, 2004

hershey highway

An expression for "taking the gay road."

"Why doesn't your son come with you to the games anymore?""Well, *sob* I'm afraid he has taken the hershey highway.

by running out of patience February 16, 2008