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Heffer and a half

A heffer on a whole different level. An extremely obesely obese individual breaking the point of no return on the fatness level.
Example 1:

Person 1: Holy fuck, look at that heffer and a half over there!

Person 2: My god, they must weigh 1200 pounds!

Example 2:

Person 1: Have you seen Dave’s new girlfriend??

Person 2: No, she pretty??

Person 1: Uhhh, she’s a heffer and a half but, she’s got a HUGE personality.
by countryboy2004 February 14, 2024
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Heffer Huff

When a big girl runs outta air due to excitement.
She heffer huffed while chasing down the ice cream man.
by GypsyHelendale February 21, 2024
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Heffer

Something you call your friend who is kinda your friend and your partner. You guys say that you are friends but do relationship type things/ there are deep/serious feelings involved.

They can also be called Freiancees (a step up from friends, but not yet at the relationship stage).
Hi, my name is Jane and this is my heffer Jill.

No, not in that way, we are just in a homoerotic relationship.

The sexual tension between my heffer and I is insane these days.
by SadGalO1 March 19, 2025
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Henners

A person who is extremely annoying and spawns in whenever you are talking shit about him, as well as not picking up any signs that no one likes him.
He is very annoying, must be a henners
by jetski cuck June 13, 2025
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Henner

A short blonde person.
Kind of mean.
Can fight.
Possibly a feral raccoon.
I said NO HENNER.
by Jacky Daytona June 28, 2025
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[Hood Heffer]

1) Used to decribe a female that has has the wrong priorities. Focuses her attention on unimportant matters.
Has unrealistic goals.
Kevin
"Hey Vikkie you don't look so good, maybe you should go to the hospital"?

Vikkie Hood Heffer
"I can't my health insurance is suspended because I haven't paid my premium is 3 months"

Kevin
"Why did you let it get behind"

Vikkie
"I used that extra money to go to allstar weekend"
by Cadillac Kev December 27, 2007
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Honky Heffer

It is a woman that is mainly on your back burner and gives you troubles
Dude last night that honky heffer was great!
by Jack Monfog November 29, 2009
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