heffelump

Heffelump originates from the word 'elefant' crossed with heffer (fat person) This word can be used 2 describe somebody with large butt/nose/ears, or is just incredibly ugly

God, that gemma is one enormous heffelump

Euw! Why the hell did u just snog that ugly heffelump!

by denny's l'il sis September 9, 2004

Heffalump

Someone who is cute and rather innocent. A little air-headed. Can be used to describe someone who is being silly or naive.

No you can not have ice cream as dinner you heffalump.

by Thosewhowanderarentlost October 18, 2017

Heffer

Old fisherman or old person.

That Heffer just smiled at me.

by Phail and Dan October 27, 2008

Gorilla Heffer Pig

A fat pig faced monstrosity who is hairy and often smells.

What would happen if a gorilla, a cow and a pig were genetically spliced together or underwent some some of "Brundelfly" telepod accident.

Perhaps the ugliest kind of woman there is.

Doglet: Jesus mate you look like shit! What happened?

Tonno: I got wasted last night and woke up next to a Gorilla Heffer Pig.

Doglet: Harsh times.

by Doglet August 27, 2010

Heffe

the biggest noob on the face of the earth, who likes to show everyone his 6-Pack abs

Weef: Heffe, what did you do last night?
Heffe: I showed this girl my abs and she loves me now
Weef: Your such a noob

by pugbox January 11, 2009

heffalatapus

1:Pertaining to an annoying fat neighbor
2:An unhappy and annoying housewife

Bring it on ya fuckin heffalatapus!!!

by james641985 June 6, 2007

Heffub

A huge fat roll between the waist and the genitals, the furthermost protruding point of the body.

Most often the roll is dressed/worn below the belt.

Fat hair dressers like to rub it against their clients.

The heffub must be peeled back for intimate encounters.

Look at Elke's heffub...it's soo damn big that it arrives five minutes before she does.

by Mewkie November 6, 2009