Heffernen

A slang term for someone who is being an unnecessary CUNT, or douchebag.

My God, why is Aaron being such a Heffernen today?
Oh he ran out of pot and he's a little on edge.

by Josh McGrogan August 10, 2017

hefty booty

A big strong ass that can crack walnuts and lift weights

Dang that Ashley had a hefty booty on her!

by Rose 🌹 August 12, 2017

Heficate

Make love to a cow or fornicate with a heffer

I was looking to heficate last week but couldn't find a farm with cows

by Baconsoup16 October 19, 2017

Hefty Smenk

A person who is a violent af child. If he/she hears you saying something that offends them, even if it is heard from a far, they will immediately slap you silly into next Tuesday.

Roy: hey I heard that Matt is a Hefty Smenk
Steve: yea he a evil boi
Matt: *violently slaps you through the time vortex into next Tuesday*

by Jàmié April 10, 2019

Hefner Syndrome

A man with a beautiful loving and loyal wife that he takes for granted while chasing whores.

Oh, my husband? Ask his exwife, crachkwhore, babymomma, barber or any lady walking the street after dark, you know one of my wife in laws. Poor thing, he really has Hefner Syndrome.

by J. Wife June 26, 2019

Heff bomb

When you freeze shit and put it in someone you don’t like pillows case. Wait for it to melt the next 4 hours and boom, Heff bomb

Yo man, yesterday I gave my stepbrother a heff bomb

by Mike Wilsom September 20, 2019

heffo

The male of version of a heffa. A male that gets on your nerves and/or does annoying things.

Chris, my coworker, is such heffo!! That boy needs to stop running his mouth, PERIOD-

by Diaz1118 May 16, 2021