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Say the word feminism if you wish to die at the hands of this man
Say the word feminism if you wish to die at the hands of this man
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“I did a Jacob Heath and I annoyed a feminist”
“I did a Jacob Heath and I annoyed a feminist”
by Slavicweeb April 28, 2020
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by Shitposting101 June 1, 2020
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by ehlinnit September 20, 2020
Get the willow heath mug.Why is he so sweet to you? Because "you haven't given him a reason not to be." He's shy, but bold and passionate. He says what he thinks no matter how people will take it. He is strong, both in will and in power and he doesn't hesitate to help you out. He doesn't see in himself what we see everyday, and yet he makes you feel like a princess no matter the price. He deserves so much more than I can give him, but I hope I get much more time with him to give what I can :)
by Starfish_034 September 23, 2020
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Kat: I love you, with everything I have.
Heath: I love you too, I can't wait to marry you
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Heath: I love you too, I can't wait to marry you
Random Person: Awe, Kat and Heath are so cute together
by DangThisIsAReallyLongName November 24, 2017
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