bayside health sciences academy

the health sciences academy is full of privileged, melodramatic people that turn their nose up at everyone not up to their standards. there's no guys in the academy and the girls treat the 5 guys that actually go there like they are gods on earth. other than that, its pretty cool. The medical teachers are dope and super great at teaching. Don't come here for the social scene is all I'm saying, but you'll have some hella good medical teachers

"where you going to school next year?"
"im going to bayside health sciences academy"
"okay just don't act like a pretentious asshole and you'll be fine"

by mbvbitch July 3, 2021

Fashion Health Spa

The act of sticking a finger into a man's ass while slowly
moving the other hand up and down the shaft of the man's penis.

John Travolta thought it would be fun if the spa attendant gave him a Fashion Health Spa.

by bigmacmuffin October 6, 2012

Health Terrorism

When someone attempts to sabotage your workout, your diet, or your time in a vain effort to keep you from being healthy.

P: Wow Matt, my protein shake tastes awfully fatty...did you put something extra in it? You know that could be considered Health Terrorism right?

M: No Pete you are just a douche...

P: That's bullshit you are a health terrorist!!!

by peteybananas January 3, 2013

Sovah Health

Sovah Health is a hospital and medical corporation that operates out of Danville and Martinsville, Virginia. Sovah stands for Sons Of Vaginal Ass Holes.

"Welcome To Sovah Health; Sons Of Vaginal Ass Holes!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 18, 2023

in aleing health

What you will eventually be if you regularly "toss back tall frothies" at da pub.

In da music video, "Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox If I Die", singer Joe Diffie naively treats da motionless-and-unresponsive bar-patron as if he's merely in aleing health ("It's closing time, Buddy --- you don't hafta go home, but you can't stay here."), not realizing dat he's actually a deceased corpse who's been brought there for his "final hurrah" in da raucous live-and-recorded-music-offering-and-liquor-serving-establishment-hopping lifestyle.

by QuacksO June 23, 2023

pussy health

pussy health is just pussy health no questions asked

tom: what’s ph stand for?
amelia: ill urban dictionary it oh it says pussy health

tom: omg pussy health
😜😜🔥🔥👹👺

by monariausgs June 28, 2023

Health crisis

We may also be faking a health crisis... Maybe the assburger sex cult thing hit a little too close to home and that's why everyone is so desperate to pretend this isn't happening! Ha!

Hym "Might be faking a health crisis. Telling people not to address me directly."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023