Guy 1: Dude where'd your peen go?
Guy 2: BJ Hayley drank the whole thing last night!
Guy 3: Why are you guys looking at each other's dongs?
Guy 2: BJ Hayley drank the whole thing last night!
Guy 3: Why are you guys looking at each other's dongs?
by Jordangit August 02, 2015
by im a chicken nugget October 30, 2018
An indecisive shopper. Often approaches the checkout with the intention of paying only to walk away again.
"Oh no! Is that Mrs Margaret?"
"Yeah, so?"
"She's so annoying, she brings her basket to the checkout, spends ages talking about her cats, holds up the queue and then goes back to Aisle 6 for her stem ginger biscuits."
"Oh dear, she sounds like a bit of
a Checkout Hayley."
"Yeah, so?"
"She's so annoying, she brings her basket to the checkout, spends ages talking about her cats, holds up the queue and then goes back to Aisle 6 for her stem ginger biscuits."
"Oh dear, she sounds like a bit of
a Checkout Hayley."
by chrisspencer3993 August 25, 2020
They are bestfriends forver and even though they are both a spaz they will always be there for eachother
Ella and hayley are such good friends
by Munchieboo December 14, 2019
by jacky chan1234567890 January 17, 2013
Hayley Zahnow is a unique specimen. She is very kind and has great morals. I recommend being her friend and getting to learn more about her. befriend her. because her story is a great one, and you should feel honoured to be along for this chapter! She is incredibly kind. And this is made clear from how she treats those around her and also how she treats her ugly-cute dog. She has so much drive and motivation. She has ambitious dreams that seem intimidating for some, but she is ready and she is already putting in the work now to get her there.
She also has a very interesting fettish…
Her biggest strength is also her biggest flaw; She is a great listener, which means she can forget to talk sometimes, and both of you might be sitting in awkward silence for a bit. But if you can get her to open up, you will be closer than you’ve ever been with any of your other friends.
She also has a very interesting fettish…
Her biggest strength is also her biggest flaw; She is a great listener, which means she can forget to talk sometimes, and both of you might be sitting in awkward silence for a bit. But if you can get her to open up, you will be closer than you’ve ever been with any of your other friends.
Miss Hayley Zahnow. If you’re reading this, I hope all is well, and I hope you are happy in SOCOMD. Maybe you should go catch up with the old Q Serge hey?
Love you heaps bro
Love you heaps bro
by Apparatus_88 October 23, 2024