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A harrison

Taking a pregnancy test at your place of employment while high on meth.
I missed my period after letting that guy who wears a kilt fill my donut, my excitement of having a 6th baby daddy was too much so I pulled a Harrison. Which reminds me: I need to get more crystal after I clock out
by DonutDongMaster August 3, 2023
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Pull a Harrison Bergeron

1. To kill oneself as a result of not wanting to be part of a fucked up society.

(Harrison Bergeron is a fictional story about a government that handicaps everybody to achieve absolute "equality."
In the 1995 movie version of the story, Harrison killed himself on live TV because he didn't want to be part of the fucked-up brain-dead society he was born into.)
Sean was always involved in social issues even though it resulted in him being super depressed. Eventually he decided to pull a Harrison Bergeron because he just couldn't take it anymore.
by SnatchMaster17 August 20, 2013
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Pulling A Harrison

When there is an awkward moment between two people and one person decides to make it even more awkward than it already is.
Person 1: I think I am gay
Person 2: Umm, sometimes I fart when I laugh
Person 1: Wtf dude stop pulling a Harrison on me
by Not Actually Putin May 4, 2015
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harrassing fairy

A gay person that harasses you for your shoes clashing.
"Man, stop being such a harrassing fairy! I like my shoes for what they are!"
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Harison

Top shagger. Very good at pretty much everything. You should get to know him if your his classmate.
"Woah, is that Harison?"

"Can't you tell, he is beautiful isn't he"
by AmIcoolIdontKnow July 30, 2020
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Harrison Central

This is a town where ALL the football players have slept with the same girl, Everybody has diseases, Everyone has done drugs, and got caught with underage consumption, Major drug dealers are the freshmen. Its a max of 8,000 people. Where even if your 10, You can buy alcohol.

Harrison Cental Highschool is GAY, literally everyone goes through a gay phase, Our cheerleaders suck and our whole football team is a bunch of pot heads, every girl gets with their best friends boyfriend, The boys are players or hillbillies and the girls are sluts.! This describes Harrison Central perfectly.!! Soooooo many DIRTIES in this school, Like for real who cant take a effin bath.?!

8th graders try to get with seniors.... and succeed.!

The whole junior high smells really bad.! The main hallway smellls DISGUSTING! B.O. the boys are immature.! The girls are goody goodies, no one can keep there mouth shut. jealousy is big at harrison.

The lunch sucks.! They are now served cheese sandwiches half a cup of fruit and a milk.. Wow!

Other than all that everybody knows everybody and its very rare to find a true friend but eventually you will.
Boy "Hey you wanna hook up?"
Girl "Dont I always?;)"

This would be Harrison Central..
by BlackkkANDYelloww December 14, 2010
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Harrison Ford's Right Testicle

What you call your friend after he does something extremely dangerous and stupid (i.e. jumps off the house on a Razor scooter and attempts to land in a kiddie pool full of instant jello) and survives.
I can't believe you just peed on that cop, dude. You're Harrison Ford's Right Testicle!
by joshg4 July 30, 2008
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