hard drive

Small metal box, usually 3.5 inches wide, used for storing porn in a computer.

I have a 40GB hard drive, it has 60 hours of MILF videos on it

by .shalroth May 24, 2005

Hard as Tits

Desciribes the hardness or fortitude of an object or person(makes you wonder who's tits they're feeling).

"Goddamnit! These fishsticks are hard as tits!"

by megaman and bass December 11, 2007

Hard kink

Hard kinks are kinks that often overlap with those in the BDSM community but can go further in certain scenarios or simply suggest a different scene than what is typically considered for more intense fetishes. Often, hard kinks require greater mental energy or emotional energy per scene or play off of a specific taboo.

Most often used on twitter in NSFW circles, it is a concise way to explain that the user isn't into vanilla sex but isn't looking for a dungeon with leather and sex swings. Certain users may opt to say "harder kinks" as a means of depicting a greater level intensity. It can range from choking, spanking/slapping, degradation/humiliation, all the way to CNC (consensual non-consent/rape fantasy), stalking fantasy, violence fantasy, incest fantasy, etc.

Steve: Yeah, I heard that Bianca is into some hard kinks.
Dave: Oh, like DD/LG and spanking?
Steve: No, harder. I don't know if I can keep up with that.

by alphabaitt September 9, 2020

hard mod

Hard-Mods, aslo sometimes referred to as Gang-Mods were Mods who split from the trendy, art-school oriented mod movement around 1967. They would take a more working class direction (and style) and eventually got influenced by Jamaican rudeboys, their style and their love for reggae, rocksteady and ska, while still keeping an interest in soul and mod R'n'B music.
Hard-mods would often join together in gangs and find a particular interest in getting into fights. Hard-mods were the forerunners of skinheads. Outfit: Parkas, Ben Sherman and Fred Perry Shirts and knitwear, Sta-Prest trousers, Levi's jeans rather than sharp suits, working boots (Dr. Martens), braces and college-haircuts or a short crop.

The hard mod look was extremely popular during the 1980s (punkrock induced) mod-revival, especially on the European continent.

by Self-Preservation Society October 3, 2007

hard fart

The forcing out of flatulence in the hopes of either encouraging a bowel movement or creating a loud noise to impress your friends. Hard farts can be very dangerous in that they can be followed by moderate to severe pain that can either be temporary or more chronic as in the case of hemorrhoids. They can also result in the soiling of oneself and creating and embarrassing situation

"Johnny pushed a loud hard fart out. Everyone laughed. Johnny abruptly left the party, never to return"

by whoins February 14, 2009

hard lemonade

1 part lemonade
3 parts sugar
1 part swag in a bottle

DAMN!!! You didn't put no sugar in dis! Tastes like that nasty ass vitamin water stuff.. I'ma teach you how to make some hard lemonade.

by roll_tide_roll January 9, 2011

Hard Justice

A Halo Machinima series made by Jon CJG, the same person who made Arby 'n' the Chief. It revolves around a good cop in a totalitarian city trying to turn the force around. It is known for tag-lines such as "Jesus Christ, Howard' and the famous Indian in the Cupboard scene.
The name is derived from the name of the special forces, the Eradication of Repulsive Evil and Corruption Team, or ERECT. Geddit? HARD justice? Haha.

Hard justice is currently in it's second season.

by L05 June 24, 2009