Premature Handshakulation

The act of going for a handshake, and closing your hand prematurely, gripping your partner's hand anywhere from the knuckles to the finger tips, instead of the intended palm of his or her hand.

"Wow. Colton has a bad case of Premature Handshakulation.."

by MassiveBeardsFTW November 26, 2011

Retard Handshake

Going in for a handshake and 'accidentally' slipping a thumb in the other person's asshole.

"I saw that hot chick from the 6th floor in the elevator today, you know, the one I called dibs on, I nearly gave her a retard handshake as she walked out."

by slack455 July 31, 2012

Awkward Handshake

When someone goes to give you a handshake and you keep all you fingers together leaving the person confused.

Tori:Remember when Mike pulled an awkward handshake on my dad?
Ike:Yeah, he whooped his ass after that.

Both:Good Times.

by BigBossRoo19 December 18, 2012

Grecian Handshake

Anal fisting and or the act of anal fisting

See Sicilian fist bump

Steve gave that dirty whore a Grecian Handshake and there was a slight odor on his appendages.

by Hucku1975 December 13, 2015

bovine handshake

The act of inserting ones hand into a human female's virgina in a handshake type gesture.

I gave her the old bovine handshake.

by beammeupwelshy December 14, 2015

Dagenham Handshake

Pinky in the stinky, two up front and rub the nub with your thumb.

I first met his missus in a car park off the A13. Gave her a firm Dagenham Handshake and we've been on good terms ever since.

by JLS3000 January 25, 2016

florida handshake

Another term for hand job.

She gave me a Florida handshake during the movie.

by Mother9987 March 20, 2016