Sad handjob

A handjob when the only lubrication is the tears of the person giving the handjob.

After Mark insulted Tina's love making he was relegated to a sad handjob.

by Sad handy August 20, 2013

Albuquerque Handjob

The burning sensation created on one's penis when a man goes to urinate and forgets that he was just eating and/or handling hot peppers/sauce.

Q: Why are you crying bro?
A: I forgot all about the jalapeno poppers I just ate, went to take a piss and gave myself an Albuquerque Handjob.

by NewMex November 2, 2010

Remix Handjob

When you get someone with Parkinson's to give you a handjob

Dude 1: Man that remix handjob from George H. Bush was amazing
Dude 2: Oh shit is he still giving them out?

by Piece-A-Piss May 4, 2021

handjob hut

A massage parlor. A place to go to get a rub and a tug.

Hey man, I think I'm gonna go by the handjob hut before I go back to the office.

by Swerrv May 9, 2009

Hot pocket handjob

The act of somone recieving a handjob from a third party but the third party is using a hot pocket

Sarah gave me the best Hot pocket handjob of my life man, she even ate the hot pocket

by Checkeredbackpack September 19, 2013

Handjob

When a girl strokes a guys penis until he cums. It's basically masturbation done by someone else for a person.

I got a great handjob this morning!

by The Boss1486 July 4, 2015

handjob day

a day where girls give the guys a handjob.it is on the 28th of november

“hannah just gave me a hand job”
“fucking lucky, brittany is waiting for handjob day”

by pickel November 27, 2017