God, look at those bean hammocks over there. Too bad Trump is sending them back to their taco shacks:
by Bigdaddychease June 1, 2017
Me: Dude! I took the gnarliest poop the other day but not all of my shit hit the water. I had to pinch and pull.
Friend: Have you trimmed your ass hairs lately?
Me: No. WTF?
Friend: Yeah man, sometimes your ass hairs grow and get tangled. You must have some serious doodoo hammocks goin on.
Friend: Have you trimmed your ass hairs lately?
Me: No. WTF?
Friend: Yeah man, sometimes your ass hairs grow and get tangled. You must have some serious doodoo hammocks goin on.
by TurdAlert July 26, 2014
A hammock that you build out of toilet paper draped over the bowl to catch the shit to avoid the plopping noises. Post shit, the hammock is gently lowered into the bowl.
There were a few people in the bathroom today so I had to build a shit hammock to avoid the plop plop.
by Formerly known as Mary Hall September 24, 2021
PG-13 euphemism for intercourse between consenting adults. Popularized by Danny DeVito as on an episode of Taxi when his character (Louie DePalma) confessed to Rhea Perlman (who played his girlfriend on the show) that he had an affair behind her back.
"Well, Sophie and I.....we took a hammock ride."
"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."
"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."
by Ten Forward August 10, 2015
by MerMaker May 10, 2018
Jim and Sue parted ways, but still shared a single hammock on occasional visits to the park; it was a hammockable separation.
by njmac57 May 4, 2019
by Localartist December 16, 2022