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hoser

A term used to describe extremist members of volunteer fire-fighter groups. A hoser is one who holds the hose, while the actual firefighters are doing the real work. They frequent local coffeeshops till the wee morning hours. They communicate by radio, even when in close proximity to one another. Their larger-than-necessary trucks are adorned with firefighting decals and various lights. Usually overweight, they are never at a loss for displaying their newest Motorola device.
Dude, why do all the hosers have to stare at people when they pull into Dunkin' Donuts? When will they ever get a life? Someone start a fire!
by Josh January 3, 2004
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hoefer

the name used to refer to your large/fat/overweight/obese ho-ish or a complete ho friend male or female
by kaci scroggins January 9, 2009
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hoser

Canadian insult, nothing to do with hockey. As any young boy can tell you, the resemblance between a penis and a hose is obvious. Therefore anyone who is a "hoser" pisses on people, figuratively speaking
(Canayjan): "We all ponied up to buy a two-four, but Kyle deked off, and drank it himself. That hoser sure hosed us. What a hosebag." (Trans.): "We all chipped in to buy a case of beer, but Kyle stole it and drank it all by himself. That prick sure screwed us over. What a bastard."
by Giacomojones January 14, 2009
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hoser

1. n. A hybrid of the noun poser, a person who poses, and the noun ho, slang for a pro (prostitute). Meant to describe a posing ho.

2. v. The action of a ho...posing.
Check out that hoser, she's totally hosing at the country club.
by the sec's October 8, 2009
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hoser

A game term, for first person shooters, used to insult or tease a person who uses nothing but rapid firing weapons on someone using a slower firing weapon.
Aw Supaflies, ya' hoser!
by Supaflies March 1, 2005
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Hoeseph Broseph

A gay dude that can’t find any other gay dudes so he tries to make strait guys gay.
This Hoeseph Broseph is makin this kid gay in Alabama.
by BlueSeaViper February 16, 2019
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Horseradish

A slang term meaning “cool” or “good.” Meant to express content, happiness, or surprise. Can be used in place of words like “cool,” “awesome,” “neat,” “rad,” etc.
Example 1:
Friend 1: “Hey, I didn’t fail that test!”
Friend 2: “horseradish”
Example:2
Friend 1: “dude, that hat is horseradish”
Friend 2: “yea, it’s pretty dope”
by Dr.rat January 14, 2021
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