socc-her

n. Exciting version of soccer played by females. Gaining popularity as the world realizes and accepts that sports can be played in an interesting fashion by non-testiculated people.

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Want to watch some boring NFL game?

No chance. There is some live socc-her down at the park! Them girrrllzz is rad!

by gnostic3 July 03, 2019

her Josh

A girl's close male 'friend' that she sleeps with when her self esteem is a bit low. Usually an ex. The guy that every significant other should beware of any time he screws up even slightly. You'll know which one he is because she'll talk about him like you'll never be quite as charming/good in bed/sensitive/etc. as he is.

"Her boyfriend looked at another girl at the mall, but she felt better after she hooked up with her Josh." or "Hey man, that guy's her Josh... when she starts hanging out with him again you might as well just pack your stuff."

by Anne C C February 26, 2008

dead herring

contary to popular belief a 'dead herring' referes to the case in which all the answer exhibited in a multichoise questions do not satisfy the criteria to corrispond to the question. this is normally done by a teacher that is identified by the name anti-haasskett or a binary opposed haaasskkket.

"WTF THIS MUTLI CHOISE IS A DEAD HERRING" "you are correct the premise of the question is invalid." HOW IS NONE THE ANSWER. and so on.

by taskmaster September 12, 2009

red herring

technique used by politicians, often conservatives, to distract voters' attention away from real and true issues that need immediate address.

Reporter: "President Bush, we have had more casualties in Iraq this month than in any other month."

President Bush: "Casualties, man gay people want to get married!"

Commentator: "Wow, did you see that red herring Bush just threw out there? Amazing stuff folks!"

by sickmaker April 12, 2008

white herring

A slang term used for ejaculate.

Like shooting a white herring out of a cannon.

by non-sequitor December 06, 2008

Sock-her

A Domestic violence act turned into a sport game invented by OJ Simpson.

I told that bitch come here, I aint playing football anymore, this is sock-her.

by Andrea DGeorge Nor-Cal January 12, 2020

Mount her

A word often used in a chant by pedo's watching animals or humans fuck! It is a sign of male dominance and makes the man feel calm aroused and worthy!

Mount her, Mount her! Chanted the crowed while they fucked

by TheKidThatLikesYourMom December 20, 2018