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guido dance

"guido dance" as what guidos and guidettes call frolickin. It is kind of a dance move seen being done by mostly guidos and guidettes at a club. This dance is really attractive to both the guidos and guidettes although some people with a different lifestyle would think these people frolickin are "faggets".
Uh babe im tired doing this guido dance let's have a break make out.
by **** ****** December 15, 2005
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Guido sauce

“His Guido sauce went all over the carpet
by Monkeyparty45 April 14, 2020
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Uncle Guido

The protectorate of Italian hoods back in the day, undoubtedly affiliated with the Mafia. The guy who comes in the middle of the night to carry out unethical deeds.
"I ain't scared o' those Tony's."
"Wisen up, you don't want a visit from Uncle Guido, do you?"
by E.0.9. November 30, 2019
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guido frolic

The most homosexual of all the dance styles, that is if it can be called dancing.
"Yo, check out that guido frolicing."

"Yeah man, he's mad gay. What a faggot."
by Disgusted American January 7, 2008
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Curry Guido

A curry guido is basically an indian tool. The paki who wears "Ed Hardy/Affliction" clothes with stupid shiny earrings. They are usually found in packs. These are the tools that cover their curry scent with axe. These assholes attack completely and absolutely drunk girls at partys they are not invited to.
From an invited persons perspective:
"Dude I think Jessica is way to hammered, those creepy curry guidos have been staring at her the entire party.

From the perspective of the curry guidos:
"Abdul, that girl is hammered and cant even open her eyes, go get her."
by googleiphone guys October 31, 2009
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Original Guido

An internet series about a look into a life of the guido, Jesse GaGaa
"You see that kid's hair!?"
"Yeah, that's just the original guido gagaa."
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guido pump

a foward thrusting motion of the arm in celebration for some gangsta ass shit. while arm thrusting is happening the word "guido pump" must be repeated over and over.
"that kid just got hit in the face with a muffin! GUIDO PUMP GUIDO PUMP"
by j quan September 23, 2008
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