jam a grumpy

synonym for the act of taking a shit.

I'll be back in 5, I've got to jam a grumpy.

by Erock April 19, 2004

squating a grumpy

when one defecates. i.e. taking a crap.

Yo, i'm squating a grumpy.

by mattyohomygunit October 3, 2006

The Grumpy Elephant

This occurs when an extremely obese female gives a male a blowjob. towards the climax she then blows extremely hard, thus making her ears pop out and then the male takes out his dick and slaps her in the face with it.

OMG!!! dude yesterday i saw this fat prostitute and she sucked my dick and i gave her "The Grumpy Elephant!"

by Mr. charles swanson June 9, 2011

Mexican Grumpy

A Mexican Grumpy is the sexual act of inserting one's nose (just the tip) into the male partner's anus while being tea bagged.

Brad really likes it when he gives me a Mexican Grumpy, he smiles all the way to his proctologist's office.

by L.A.GRUMPY October 26, 2019

flex a grumpy

To take a shit outdoors

That burrito is kicking in. I'm fit to flex a grumpy.

by agroman2012 October 11, 2011

Granny and grumpy

They are amazing grandparents and love their little hanyaks and nincompoops

Granny and grumpy

by DominicIsReallyCoolie February 11, 2021

After sex grumpy

When your partner is short-tempered or easily irritable either immediately or the next day after sex.
Also referred to as "ASG".

Hey man, whats with your partner today she seems cranky?
Oh she's got ASG!... ( After sex grumpy )

by Sirknows2little.2 July 16, 2022