Grumpy

A grumpy as per Johnny Depp vs Amberd Heard - "a human being had dropped a grumpy onto the bed" to shit the bed and leave it for someone else to find.

I was surprised to find Amber Heard dropped a grumpy in my bed.

by Grumpyhunter July 7, 2023

the grumpy marmoset

when a man who cannot reproduce throws his semen into a group of bystanders

dude why is mike in jail "he found out he cant reproduce and did the grumpy marmoset on a group of people downtown."

by grumpy marmoset lover June 9, 2022

Mean mr. Grumpy

A fart characterised by an extraordinary long low growl when releasing gas from the rectum. The name derives from the creators of such farts, grumpy old men. also because the fart seems to mimic the sound of a grumpy old man.

Buuuuurrrrttt! Fuck i just left a mean mr. Grumpy

by Paul Merr November 5, 2018

Pumping a grumpy

Slang for having a bowel movement, pooping, taking a shit, etc

Bro where the hell were you, we lost the game because of you

Stfu, I was pumping a grumpy.

by Davehar March 28, 2025

grumpy biscuit

A person who is annoyed by serious stuff, spamming the word "STOP", "WHAT", or something goes along the line.

person: "Somebody has stolen your video for an ad!"
A GB (Grumpy Biscuit): "STOP!"
person #2: "Stop being so obnoxious, you grumpy biscuit."

by DoodleBaldiBFB August 22, 2019

grumpy vagina

When your vagina doesn't want that penis because it's depressed

We can't have sex because I have a grumpy vagina.

by Samig April 10, 2015

Butt Grumpy

The mood someone is in when they have lingering diarrhea, which results in an irritation due to over wiping.

Charles will not be able to attend his yoga class today because he is rather butt grumpy.

by darth duder May 7, 2011