grockle

The combined sound of snorting hard that wad of mucus or phlegm or lunger or its medical name "paranasal tubercular sinus oyster" from nose to back of throat then adjusting position by teasing it around the soft palate prior to firing forcefully from mouth (or, er, swallowing).
Derived from grolly, loogie and hockle.

Spit it out to produce a pavement oyster

Derived from grolly, loogie and hockle.

It makes her feel sick when you grockle like that.

by Piemanius May 15, 2008

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grocery rage

that feeling you get when you are at the grocery store and you can't fucking find what you need on your list so you end up roaming the whole fucking store trying to find shit, thus taking up an obscene amount of time that you could have been doing something else.

Bystander #1: What's wrong with that chick down in aisle seven?

Bystander #2: I don't know, she looks super pissed. She's probably having grocery rage.

Bystander #1: Oh, that poor soul.

by astridfrost November 9, 2011

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Grocialism

Noun. Grocery + Socialism = Grocialism. A socio-economic pracitice where grocery chains must raise the prices on similar non-sale items or items that don't typically have a coupon option, such as produce, meats, milk, etc. because hoarding couponers clear shelves of the sale items and this is a huge loss to the store. With only non-sale item alternatives left for the non-extreme coupon user or general public, their full price groceries effectively offset the loss created by couponed-sale items.

Grocery stores which accept coupons on sale items practice grocialism to maintain their profit magin. Eww, that coupons are such grocialists!

by AlaMagAnaMaiAoi'sMom October 30, 2012

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