Crank the Cheese Grater

Slang term for masturbation, particularly of the male variety. Also used to describe hand jobs or other sexual acts involving the penis.

Also used to describe the act of grating Cheddar, Romano, Parmesan, or any other style of cheese for culinary purposes.

"Did you hear Zach got caught by his mom cranking the cheese grater last night? Totally embarrasing!"

"My arms were so tired after that workout I could hardly crank the cheese grater. Huge turn off."

"After receiving our soup at an Italian restaurant, the waiter proceeded to crank the cheese grater over out meals until we gave him the cue to stop. It was totally appropriate given the situation."

by C-Diddy145 June 25, 2009

gather

when a group of game players form a 10 man pug (5v5)with a cool admin that bans hax

Hey bish wana join #cs.gather.us on gamesurge.net and type !add so we can poon some noobs

by ShocksOfTerror July 4, 2005

gathers

a gay loud mouth fagot

man that guy is such a gathers

by ???????? January 22, 2004

PUA Gathering

The Pickup Artist Social Network. Where pickup artists meetup to discuss their seduction techniques and lookup wingmen around their area. Link is www.puagathering.com

Slaya pulled two chicks from the bar last night! He's putting up the field report on PUA Gathering.

by PUA Man August 10, 2009

Tragic: The Gathering

See: magic: the cocksucking.

It really is Tragic: the Gathering (what the fuck is "the gathering" any way?)

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

Cheese Grater

A sexual act which is performed in the classic doggy style position or any variation of, where the woman has an unusual amount of back acne. When the male is about to cum he pulls out a cheese grater or apple peeler and tries to remove as much back acne as possible before ejaculation with said instrument before the girl runs away. Extra points awarded if the woman has a humpback

"Kim's back is bleeding really badly because she got a cheese grater last night"

by UberNoCrono May 27, 2008

Tragic: The Gathering

A trading card game brainwashing fat, bald 45-year-old comic collecters and young teens alike.

<MungMunch> You're playing Magic: The Gathering? How tragic.
<TubeOfBalls> Yeh, wel, aglaest we haev fwendz LOLZ!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 2, 2003