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a garbage man

The retort to any person's lame excuse of "I know what you are, but what am I?"
Can be easily out-dissed by the secondary retort, "Takes one to no one."
Person 1: I guess you're a garbage man.
Person 2: I know what you are, but what am I?
Person 1: A garbage man.
Person 2: I know what you are, but what am I?
Person 1: A garbage man.
Person 2: Takes one to know one.
Bystander: Ooo, well-played, sir.
by fraces November 5, 2013
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garbage disposal

A garbage disposal is something in your sink that grinds up food so the sink won't get clogged.
A garbage disposal sounds like chewbacca taking a shit.
by dudemeister323 December 6, 2010
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Grabbage of the Cabbage

To gain the privilage of grabbing a female's breasts.
Maybe if your lucky Emily will give you some grabbage of the cabbage!
by Danny Paps October 8, 2003
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garbage bungler

Someone who caresses garbage or trash with his or her genitals.
Mr. Wininger is such a garbage bungler, I've caught him in my trash twice this week.
by thug_lyfe May 15, 2007
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garbage-in, garbage-out

Ratio of quality of effort to desired outcome, Gi/Go = ...
Garbage-in, Garbage-out, No wonder your chid says the F-word every day
by fuzzylazerkittens November 9, 2014
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Garbage Collected

Kicked out, banned, taken out with the trash!

It's a term reappropriated from Computer Science, which reappropriated it from Garbage Collection Trucks.
Steve: What happened to that office delivery dude that keeps delivering a Hawaiian Pizza every time we order Deep Dish Pizza?
Richmond: Garbage Collected! We had him escorted out of the office building yesterday and told him to never come back again!

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Monica: This girl keeps showing up to class drunk! The teacher finally had her garbage collected!
Samantha: And, what might that mean exactly!?! Did the teacher pick up the trash from around her seat at class or something?
Monica: No need. She was the trash!! He picked her up and took her out with the trash, telling her she was suspended from class for the entire semester!
by OffBeatDrummer November 24, 2020
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