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German goodbye 

In Germany while saying goodbye you then proceed to punch said person in the gut, groin, or face with the full fury of mein fuher. May be followed by words like "shcnell!!" Or "nein!!". A tradition since the Nazi regime
Nazi superior: and this is how we say goodbye in Germany, Indiana Jones....

(Punches him in stomach)

Traditional German goodbye

Irish Goodbye 

A goodbye taking more than 1 hour and in which a new conversation begins. People can spend hours on end standing in the driveway talking, during an Irish Goodbye. Not limited to Irish people, but very common among large Irish Families.

This type of goodbye is different because the more serious one is about leaving, the longer they stay around for.
T: Im going to bed for real
H: Okay goodnight
T: Wait, did you hear the new ___ album yet?
H: Yes, wasnt it amazing??
T: Most awesome of all time because...

*3 hours later*
T: Okay this Irish Goodbye must come to an end. I'm going to just hang up the phone otherwise we'll never stop talking.
Irish Goodbye by The Ruffio March 1, 2010

second goodbye 

where you'll say goodbye to somebody, but end up staying and talking even longer, thus starting a "second goodbye"
ricky and nichole have made it past the second goodbye and up to about a ten-goodbye
second goodbye by Ricky Frank November 10, 2007

Minnesota Goodbye 

its when you poo on your homies doorstep when leaving
I gave the Minnesota Goodbye to my friend Nolan

the long island goodbye

When he could no longer look us in the eyes, we thought he was going to give us the long island goodbye.

Cream pie Goodbye 

noun. /krēm/ /pī/ /ɡo͝odˈbī/

When a male's last words are uttered as he reaches orgasm.
Student A to student B: "I can't believe that Mantis had a cream pie goodbye!"
Cream pie Goodbye by Bukkake Harambe November 16, 2019