Gooch grits

Slimey pale substance that lives in ones gooch. Brought about by not bathing.

Sally vomited while giving tbone a bj cause his gooch grits were stanky.

by Big_daddy_jankins January 05, 2021

Mason-Gooch

Noun: A slang term for vagina.
Verb: (to) Curb-stomp a person/item.
Adjective: Mouldy and/or yellow.

Noun: Yo man, I tore up her Mason-Gooch last night!
Verb: I feel like Mason-Gooching some bitches.
Adjective: That duck over there is very Mason-Gooch and Mason-Gooch.

by GrenadineGang August 28, 2010

velcro gooch

when a male shaves both his testicles and the area between his testicles and anus; as the hair grows out it becomes prickly, and the hair-spikes become entwined with a velcro-like effect.

"Dude i just shaved like four days ago and i've been walkin around with velcro gooch all day."

by David and Colin August 02, 2007

acid gooch

Acid gooch is a condition many men suffer from, caused by an excessively sweaty groin region, you know you have acid gooch when you start developing holes in your boxers and jeans in the crouch area.

Fletch: my jeans keep wearing out at the crouch man!

Vaughan: sounds like you got acid gooch ay?

by MrRampage June 13, 2013

Calliope Gooch

1) The act of simultaneously vomiting and defecating due to severe inebriation.

2) To be so fucked up that you vomit and shit yourself.

He's wasted. He just Calliope Gooched all over the bathroom.

by Hunterthefan September 30, 2017

Gooch

1. Cool off someone. Example: A young lady is crushing on you but you ain't feeling her. So you be like I'm gooch.

2. When you not tripping off nothing or no one. Then you gooch!

Created by Cire R. Gray Instagram: Selfmadecii

by selfmadecii June 14, 2016

GOOCH Apparel

A Beach/ Party/ Music/ Lifestyle Clothing company from Laguna Beach that is founded on the Laguna Beach slang word "GOOCH" that means awesome or epic!

"That Gooch Apparel shirt is GOOCH!"

or, That was such a GOOCH party last night!

by Weezysteez July 22, 2013