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celebrity

Relative term for someone who is known by people who have never met them because they have done something worth talking about or putting in the media.

For example, you may hear about a guy who saved a drowning baby in your city, but no one outside of you county has heard of him. So celebrity is a relative term.

Most people usually only think of celebrities as the kind who are in the entertainment industry, because they are the best known, and even if they fade out of mainstream, they will usually still have cult status.

The guy who saves the baby, if he makes national news, will be popular for maybe a week or two, then no one will give a damn anymore.

People with the more stable celebrity status are not just entertainers, but also politicians and bussinessmen. Can anyone honestly say that Bill Gates and George W. Bush aren`t celebrities? But they never had to sing or act.

Also, people should not hate on celebrities so much. Not all of them are bad, and most of the things people complain about(ie all the other definitions for celebrity) are not the real problems with them anyway.

People who hate celebrities are just jealous. There is not any need to be jealous, and celeb-haters will pretend to agree with that because they are just insecure losers who take refuge by being poser and by dissing people they know are better than them.

Celebrities are no different from anyone else. The only reason ignorant assholes think so is because you are obviously going to hear more about the guy who buys half and island is obviously going to draw more media attention than the guy who goes to help in Africa for a month(unless its Bono).

Problems with celebrities are the people`s fault, not the celebrities. Not that they are not responsible for themselves, but it is societies fault that the jackasses get famous.

You(being a moron) are jealous of celebrity. So you are more interested in the story where he is DUI than the story about him donating $100,000 to fight cancer. Surveys are taken all over the country, showing that assholes like you prefer the negative stuff. The mass media wants best possible ratings, so they show the bad stuff the most, and mostly follow the celebrities who always screw up.

Level of celebrity is about fame(generally caused by media attention) more than by money.

I can personally guarantee you that more Americans have heard of Eminem than Ross Perot, who has more money.

And you are also an idiot if you think celebrities cause people do be poor. Give poor people their money, how retarded are you? Who do you think gives celebrities money. Not all poor people are stuck being poor. Some are poor because they spend more money to go to the movies that they should be saving for rent. Instead, they get evicted. And it is their fault not some celebrity who just made a movie.

Celebrities` popularity is also the whole reason they get payed so much. They used to just get a flat paycheck, until Danny DeVito realized it makes no sense for the producers to make more profit based on the movie`s success, and that actors should to. He demanded to take a percentage for his role as the Penguin in Batman Returns, and actors have been payed this way ever since.

You hear a new movie stars Jennifer Lopez and Chris Rock(this is hypothetical) so you make sure to get to the movie even though it doesn`t sound very interesting. It sucks, but makes $40.6 million in box offices thanks to people like you who watch it just because of the celebrities who you claim to hate, but really wish you were them because you know how worthless your own pathetic life is.

Also, they aren`t all lazy, not that there is a problem with being lazy. Being lazy is only bad if you need money but are just sitting around doing nothing instead of trying to make money, then blaming your poorness on the system.

If your are poor enough that you have to chastise celebrities, you should be out working instead of spending money you don`t have for and internet connection to bitch about how everyone else is better than you.
Loser`s thoughts: Damn. I am ugly and poor. Justin Timberlake is rich and famous, and gets all the chicks. I wish I was him. His music is awesome, too. But I can`t let my friends know, I have to keep up this hardcore gangsta image of mine. If it comes up, I`ll just call him a deushbag and blame him for societies problems. I`m popular enough that they`ll even pretend to agree!
by tanukisanyo June 10, 2005
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Local celebrity

Adj.

A popular, well known person in a local community. These rock-stars are the 'It' people around town, everyone knows their face and their business. Most are noticed for their style, outgoing personalities and ability to outshine anyone in a crowd.

Adj.-phrase

Used to describe someone who is 'local famous.' They get this stature by doing something, someone(s) or by their antics when out in public.

Adj.

Popular around town for something they do that's entirely superficial, like the way they dress, walk, talk or present themselves.
Everyone knows that guy, he's a local celebrity.

She was never popular in high school, but once she grew into her assets, she became a local celebrity. Ever guy wants her and every girl wants to be her.
by Chick.Norris March 5, 2011
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professional celebrity

As said, a celebrity who has no talent but is famous anyway. For example, the royal family are a group of professional celebrities, as they don't actually have any particular reason for being famous other than having important ancestors!
Prince charles is a professional celebrity
The queen is a professional celebrity
by Asher February 18, 2007
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celebrity

a person who takes over the whole road and is generally an incompetent driver.
look at that celebrity in front, and they are driving a 20 k car
by Sam Jordan November 20, 2006
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celebrity parking

An awesome parking spot. A parking spot near the entrance to where you are going, particularly when there are very few spots available. Also known as "Hil Duff!" (previously "L. Lo"- but no one wants to be her anymore!)
B "Aw, shiiiit, celebrity parking, bitch!"
J "Nice, Hil Duff."
by BBlackout February 14, 2008
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celebrity hooker

A celebrity hooker is a drink. It consists of equal parts champagne and Diet Coke and a cherry.
Look at Bill Murray, he is drinking a celebrity hooker.
by hotluvin35 November 8, 2009
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Celebrity Awareness Booster

Person making it aware of what celebrity A is doing even though some may not care. Potential stalker material
HBO Fan 1: "Ralph Garman is talking about Emma Stone again! I'm glad he does this, She is sooo hot! He's my favorite celebrity awareness booster!"

HBO Fan 2: Take a drink!

HBO Fan 3: He's kinda creepy
by DaXTreme SModfan January 24, 2011
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