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gear diary

An online diary that lists the gadgets or gear that you use everyday.
My gear diary contains random musings about my experiences using the iPhone.
by Steve Hughes November 24, 2007
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Gear Monkey

Airline or airplane co-pilot/first officer. Sits in the right seat.
Hi, I'm captain Ace Aviator and this is my Gear Monkey, Joe Blow.
by Hawkerdude July 8, 2012
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gear-happy

One who is overly enthusiastic for technological advantage derived from equipment, accessories, or wardrobe, especially in one who's underlying fundamental proficiency is clearly lacking.
"Besides price, my main hesitation (in sporting a Speedo LZR Racer Swimsuit a la Multi-Gold Medalist Olympian Michael Phelps) would be looking like a gear-happy jackass on the pool deck at a meet." -- Sara Dickerman, writing for Slate on Wednesday, Aug. 6, 2008
by FreeTrader1 October 11, 2008
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Gear Grinder

A redneck who's greatest aspiration in life is to dig to china by doing a burnout in his yard. Gear grinders can often be found drinking Red Bull, slamming beers, and listening to David Allen Coe. Gear grinders worship engine noise and often have so much horsepower they leave half their tires on the road. Gear grinders love trucks, big tires, and unnecessarily high suspension. A gear grinder is at home in the mud but will cause as much trouble on the road as they will off it.

A truck driver that wins the lottery will inevitably quit his job to become a full time gear grinder.

Gear grinders speak an unintelligible mix of drunk redneck and gibberish.

Gear grinders are often found in the Deep South especially Texas, Alabama, and North Carolina. Gear grinders rarely venture north where they will be criticized for flying confederate flags but they have been spotted as far north as the farming areas of Maryland.
*At the local gas station
Gear Grinder - "grab me up packa smokes a cuppla buds and some shells for ma 12 gauge"
Gas station employee - "Can I see your ID?"
Gear Grinder - "I musta left da-gon thang in ma truck"
Gas station employee - "that'll be $22.50"
by Porsche_911s November 2, 2020
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monkey gear

When your bike chain slips off the chainwheel and you're now pedaling in vain.
"Ha-ha, Susan's chain fell off. She's in monkey gear!"
by karaokeyoga May 4, 2023
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fixed-gear

The best kind of bike to commute in the winter.
That fixed gear has awesome control on the slippery stuff.
by Peugeotjoker May 17, 2005
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gear up

to get ready to smoke marijuanna or gear/ smoking before attending a social function.
dude, the bbq is going to be lame.
fuck that, i'm gonna gear up for it.
damn.
by bonerz October 15, 2007
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