Lumpy Garfields

Lady with Genital Warts

You went with Jennifer? Man, I heard she has a case of the Lumpy Garfields

by sittinherebored November 24, 2021

National Garfield Day

June 19
Garfield

A: I feel like there is something special about today...

B: Its National Garfield Day

A: What a silly cat.

by luvtrashmouth January 15, 2024

Garfield

The sexiest cat in the world

The best cat is Garfield

by Smexygarfeil June 13, 2018

The Garfield Effect

when you feel tired and off purely because it's a monday

Person: Aw man I'm suffering from The Garfield Effect today
Person2: Oh dude that sucks

by vimwit March 01, 2021

Garfield

THE SON, FATHER, AND HOLY GHOST ALL IN ONE, HE IS GOD HIMSELF. ALL HAIL THE FAT CAT

GARFIELD IS GOD, CHANGE MY MIND, I DARE YOU

by I am Asian, you disappoint December 15, 2021

Garfield

Garfield refers to the cat that likes lasagna.
The name Garfield, if separated into Gar field, means gay field. Alternatively also making the character gay.

1- My gay friend invited me to a garfield the other day and we did the gay
2- I date so many men, feel like Garfield yuh

by kys<33 August 10, 2022

Garfield

To be a pussy
Because pussy means cat and Garfield is the name of a cat

You bitches are Garfields

Scott is always acting Garfield

by scissor kill master🌝 July 03, 2019