gaspard

When a situation or person is to your immense dislike, or not satisfactory in some way it is gaspard.

Anna, you have destroyed my life and made it not worth living you stupid gaspard.
The weather outside is gaspard, but the fire is ungaspard.
There is nothing in the cupboard for my tea, and all my flatmates eat is smash and toast, Oh Gaspard!!!

by Joshgoody November 10, 2008

GAPA

(abbrev.) Great American Pavement Ape. Slang term, usu. derogatory, black male, a.k.a. African American. So called due to physical resemblance to ape / jungle primate, living in America instead of natural habitat in Africa or some other continent than American continent. Pavement refers to the urban landscape of pavement versus vegetation or other natural botanic elements in nature. "Great" is patronizing ironic reference to the term used in other, more legitimate toxonomic references.

Behold the mighty Great American Pavement Ape, body slammed by Epic Beard Man. GAPA got pwned.

by livefree May 29, 2010

gappy

Anything that is ill thought out. Anyone who is stupid.

I tried to speak to him intelligently but he's so gappy, I felt like I should be feeding him bananas.

by Almstrad September 8, 2008

GALPAL

GALPAL: Acronym for > Giggled a Little, Peed a Little.

To be used in text or email by women over fifty who, when they laugh at something funny, also pee a little...

OMG Sylvia, that was the funniest email! I totally GALPAL'd.

by zenrose March 24, 2013

Gapping

The act of having sex with an individual's tooth gap.

Person 1: Hey dude, have you seen Arnold Schwarzenegger's tooth gap?
Person 2: Oh man, I'd gap that shit any day!
Person 1: Yeah, he could get a good gapping.

by The Real Cocklips April 27, 2017

Gapple

Managers who once worked at the GAP and were poached by Apple Retail, who have little knowledge about computers. And are focused on making buying or repairing and iPhone or iPad similar to buying a sweater at the GAP.

"That Gapple manager threw me under the bus with that customer"

by fitz111 June 11, 2020

Gappu

Someone that’s really big and strong

Look at her muscles, she’s such a gappu!!

by notmrgappu June 16, 2021