Gravel Privateer

A road cyclist who spontaneously takes up gravel riding in an effort to be cool and different won't and shut up about it. Gravel Privateers will be sure to volunteer about their newfound identity via many Strava and Instagram posts.

Victor: I just bought a $9,000 gravel bike. I am a Gravel Privateer!

Jeremy: Me too. I'm a Cat 5 racer, but I'm actually a part time Gravel Privateer myself.

Dat: Hey guys, I'm riding the river trail tomorrow with the road group, want to join?

Jeremy and Victor: Sorry, can't make it because training for our first Belfian Waffle. Road cycling in lame. We are Gravel Privateers now :)~

by Super Tuck July 28, 2021

I got grapes

A way of promoting the sell of some purple colored weed.

Cheech: A mayne where the trees at?
Chong: I got it right here for you cuz.
Cheech: It better not be no raisins!
Chong: Naw fool I got grapes

by Leemo79 September 28, 2006

Friendship Graveyard

The state of being "friends" with a woman that you are physically attracted to.

The place where men go while waiting for a woman friend to accept them as a partner, lover, boyfriend or husband.

I am in love with your sister, but she does not know it. She told me she would rather be friends. I agreed. So for now, I am stuck in the friendship graveyard.

by Khari Shabazz May 14, 2009

my grades

Terrible. Just awful and painful to look at.

Terrible. Have you seen my grades? They are god awfully painful to look at!

by Dr. Assmaster December 23, 2017

graveyard

Soft drink made by mixing of all the different kinds of sodas at the fountain. Also see: jersey turnpike

My obsession with mixed drinks springs from drinking graveyards as a kid.

by kapoleon October 13, 2004

Grates my goat

A phrase which means to 'annoy' 'irritate' or which shows a general dislike. Another version of Grates my cheese.

"You know what grates my goat? That guy at work who eats like a horse."

by Danjanon July 21, 2009

gravel blower

A person, being of vertically challenged stature, who releases noxious gasses from below the belt, resulting in a cloud of small rocks and other debris being blown around by the release of said gasses. The act of blowing up gravel and various debris when releasing flatulence so close to the ground.

"Did you see what happened when Shelly farted while walking on the dirt road? She's so short that rocks started flying everywhere!"
"Ha ha, yeah, she's a real gravel blower!"

by beartooth72 February 7, 2015