swiftie

1. A member of "Swiftboat Veterans for Truth."
2. Any person who spreads lies and/or resorts to vicious and immoral tactics to further the GOP cause. (See: Karl Rove)

Like a true swiftie, Cheney looked into the camera and lied through his teeth: "The first time I ever met you was when you walked onto this stage."

by Kapoleon October 13, 2004

graveyard

Soft drink made by mixing of all the different kinds of sodas at the fountain. Also see: jersey turnpike

My obsession with mixed drinks springs from drinking graveyards as a kid.

by kapoleon October 13, 2004

Jersey Turnpike

A delicious shot, usually served after closing time. When cleaning up the bar, the contents of the rubber bar mat are poured into a shot glass (or glasses) and drunk in one gulp.
The alcoholic version of a graveyard.

Ah, you're out of money but if you have another shot you'll pass out and shut the f**k up? How about a jersey turnpike?

by Kapoleon October 13, 2004