The feeling of emptiness, lonliness, and a feeling of a void in your heart because of a lack of a girlfriend it can be caused by the need of a romantic partner when you have no romantic feelings for anyone or a recent break up of your significant other
I am sufforing from some major no gf syndrome right now
No gf sydrome is not as bad some days buy really bad on others
(Hepatitis Goat Fucker) A rare but highly contagious form of hepatitis that is only believed in by dumbasses who think Heptatitis Goat Fucker is a real disease (Named after a patient zero who fucks goats), spread by word of mouth to other goat fuckers.
I thought she has herpes, but turns out she has Hepatitis GF instead. Thank god I dodged that bullet!
A girlfriend of which does not enjoy modern day things/hobbies such as video games or any form of technology related hobby besides tv. similar to a baby boomers mindset
person 1: “Bruh my gf hates me playing video games,”
person 2:“Damn you got a boomer gf”