Furniture Fag

Any guy that gets way too excited about his skank-ass girlfriend.

"Jay is way too excited about his new girlfriend! Every time he talks about her, he jumps up and down on my couch like that furniture fag Tom Cruise."

by Elcopro December 21, 2009

furni-force

The imaginary, magical gravitational force that some people seem to think will hold furniture in the back of their truck while flying down the road. This applies to those stupid enough to not even tie it down with a bungee cord. Have witnessed couches and mattresses succumbing to the effects of this strange phenomenon.

As Billy watched his couch fly from the bed of his truck like a piece of tissue paper, he realized furni-force was not all it's cracked up to be.

by Stangchick67 November 9, 2009

Furniphobe

One who has a fear or prejudice against Furnisexuals.

Your such a Furniphobe, because you wont let me sit on your couch just because I am a furnisexual.

by Ottoman Lover April 22, 2010

furnit

a piece of furniture. 'Furniture' is an uncountable noun but 'furnit' is a countable noun.

He bought several furnits for his new house today.

by uttam maharjan November 23, 2010

Furniture Vampire

Sucks up all your time asking pointless question and also never purchases furniture.

Susan helpped out one of the worse Furniture Vampires because she spend 4 hours with them and they decided they wouldn't buy the sofa they liked.

by TheFurnitureGal March 27, 2011

Furniburn

A bonfire using fuel of collected wooden furniture or (burniture), such as bookcases, dressers, tables, etc.

I found a complete table and chairs set made of oak. This will be a highlight of the furniburn

by tamaholic July 31, 2011

furnick nora

Furnick Nora is a satanic devil from the early 1600's. She is best known for possessing children and making them play hide and go seek. She also is a well known devil used in many popular cults around the world.

Omg! Is that Furnick Nora possesing that child!

by Devilexpert November 13, 2015