Barrow-in-Furness

A town situated in the North West of England, one entrance and one exit, residents consist of the elderly, drug addicts, chavs, pedophile boy racers who pick up 15 year old girls from mc'donalds in the hopes of a shag and face a possible rape charge.
Most of barrows commerce are essentially charity shops, hair salons, takeaways, pubs and empty buildings! There's fuck all do to in this shit hole so if you ever come to visit turn around back up the A590 and go somewhere else before the radiation from BAE gets you.

Drug and knife crime where ever you go and some little tracksuit wearing cunt will try and size you up just for not wearing what he's wearing.
Highest teen pregnancy in Europe aswell as drug addiction and most depressing town in the UK as seen in the news!

Want to go to Barrow-in-Furness

No it's a Shit hole

by anonymous July 1, 2021

furnace

To fuck-her-in-the-ass.

Tom: "Hey did you see that girl"
Bob: "Hell yeah I'd furnace"

by mcomer87 September 6, 2012

furniss

someone who smells and is not wanted

don't go near him hes a furniss

run away he is a furniss

by bodsworthy March 30, 2009

eating furniture

When i was twelve i was six three, when i went to play championships for our basketball tournament this guy said, "That guy must eat furniture he's huge!"

Shaq eats furniture.

by JOE_BLOW April 3, 2004

moving furniture

'Moving funiture' is a way to tell your buddys that you had sex with a hot girl friend after helping her to move house. In other words boasting to your buddys in the bar afterwards by saying "She really like moving" or "we moved the the funiture six times when I help her move in."

Alex:"Last night I helped Elizabeth move."
Graham: "How did it go?"
Alex: "We were moving furniture all night,six times in all! It made saturday at work so hard."
Graham: "Six times in one night you greedy bastard. I am glad work sucked."

by littel Jon March 6, 2007

Furness

A low mono-tonal whine often mistaken for undewater seismic testing. Often followed by mass beachings of marine mammals.

The recent dolphin strandings are suspected to be caused by a Furness.

by Mr. C. December 1, 2004

furniture

Office workers that have been there so long, and do so little, that you only notice them when they move or are missing.

Hey where's Fred? It's like somebody took a piece of the furniture !

by The Pirate of Pissants April 25, 2011