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Carcass Fart

Inhuman, room clearing, lingering fart. So impossibly bad that it gets WORSE when it diffuses as the pure form is just sensory overload and smells like burning nerve cells. A more horrible expression of "Something crawled up your ass and died.... Weeks ago"
Oh dear God Dan ripped a Carcass Fart. Christ Danny it smells like there's something rotting in your ass!
by Everyone Who Knows Them December 29, 2013
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Clean Fart

A "Clean Fart" is one that has no apparent smell.
"Jim let out a massive one last night under the covers. Yet, there was no smell at all....guess it was a clean fart!"
by MJB62 February 17, 2014
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rebound fart

The noise you make after accomplishing a silent fart.
Stephanie thought she got away with making a silent fart until she moved and everyone heard her rebound fart.
by Aroura Hirn July 27, 2015
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Old Fart Pilates

A specialized genre of Pilates classes geared to older fitness conscious folks.
Well I’m off to Old Fart Pilates class, gotta keep this hardbody going!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019
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hummus fart

An especially horrific fart characterized by a protracted ripping sound that resonates as it exits the anus.
Whoa Dad, that’s a hummus fart for sure!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2020
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Old Fart Life

A description of your life in old age once you have experienced a major medical event and everyone everywhere treats you as though you are fragile and on the edge of death.
My husband informed me last night as I hovered over him over something absurd that he could go just a little longer until he had to live totally inside “Old Fart Life” for the rest of his days, so I’ve decided to force myself to let up as much as I possibly can!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020
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Nuclear Fart

A fart so bad that the putrid smell embeds itself almost permanently into absorbent materials such as fabric. Similar to the half-life of radiation lasting for years after a nuclear bomb.
Dude, this couch still smells like ass from your nuclear fart last week. It has never smelled the same.
by Nirvanafanatic619 July 29, 2020
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