FRIENDZONE

Something that doesn't exist ffs!!! Nobody owes you ANYTHING.

Guy 1: Marie totally friendzoned me today.
Me: Shut up! Imagine thinking that being friends with someone is worse than realizing that your best friend only wanted to fuck you.

Guy 1: Hahahah she left you in the friendzone.
Guy 2: Lol calm down, that doesn't even exist! If she only wants to be friends, I respect her right to say no. U r a total jerk.

by Guy.928 October 21, 2017

Friendzoned

Friendzone, the place where you go when your crush puts you down easy.

"Hey, you wanna go out with me?"
"Of course! With who?"
" thinking Man, I just got friendzoned"

"What are we?"
"We're just friends silly!"
"Just...friends?"
"Oh..my mistake. I meant best friends!"

by dog-who-gives-definitions October 24, 2017

Friendzone

A psychological place in which you put yourself. When you behave like a friend with the person you like,because you dont have the courage to behave otherwise.

“He/she didn’t friendzone you, you did”

by Trustfacts January 24, 2018

Friendzone

The Alcatraz of one’s love life. Very few people have escaped

All men try their hardest to avoid the dangerous friendzone.

by Word from the wise May 30, 2018

FriendZone

The aptly names FriendZone is a place in girls hearts where she puts people, mostly close friends ranging of any age, sexuality, or gender Identity, she does not plan on pursuing as a relationship partner because you two are to close. If you believe you have been friendzoned unfairly why not go sit in the corner and think about your life such as:

Personality

and/or have been diagnosed with Nice Guy Syndrome

I'm in the FriendZone but that's okay because I appreciate your friendship.

by Screaming Cactus May 31, 2018

friendstoned

Someone that gets friendzoned by throwing a rock at the person of disgust.

That guy must have got a lot of pain, since he got friendstoned yesterday.

by kydjaran May 3, 2018

Friendzone

A thing that is traumatic for mostly guys. It’s when you find out you crush ONLY thinks of you as a friend, by this point you’ve fallen to the friendzone. But the only thing worse, is the brother/sisterzone, this is when your crush states that you are like a brother or sister to them. By this point, there is no long trek out of the zone. All you can do is move the fuck on and get a girl that likes you for who you are.

Friendzone:
Boy: hey, I’ve been thinking about you, about us, I’d like to be something more
Girl: like besties?
Brotherzone:

Girl: ya know Archie, you are like a brother to me...
-boy’s thoughts-
NOOOOOOOO, I LIKED HER SO MUCH. HOW DO I GET OUT OF THIS ZONE
Aphrodite: you can’t...

by WikiDicky June 7, 2018