French shopping

Shop lifting
An inseparable part of French culture
A legend says that French supermarkets are taking thefts into consideration by adding the monthly loss by theft to the prices of the products in store.
Which makes sense, doesn't it?

I went French shopping today, got myself some fromage de corse.

by ennoc February 11, 2020

French oral

A type of oral sex, where you make out with the tip of the penis.

Francesca, tried out french oral with Arthur, he seemed to like having the tip of his dick being made out with.

by Henrietta the boss May 8, 2020

French Waiter

When one gives oral sex, but uses their teeth too much

She gave me a total french waiter

by taletotell November 18, 2020

French seat

A seat with a dildo on the top so you sit on the dildo

Wayne jr: Did you see Matt's new to him Phoenix? It has two French seats.

Zack: those are sweet!

by Fuck lasalle October 22, 2020

French Flumpkin

When you cum on a French guy's mom's face then push her face in dogshit almost drowning her

I gave le bluprple's mom a French Flumpkin that filthy slut

by Classy guy69 February 21, 2021

French Doobie

A sexual act between a woman and a man where the woman sits doggystyle in front of the men and he then lights the woman's pubic hair on fire. He then inhales the smoke through the woman's butthole.

Matt: Yo I just smoked a French Doobie
Me: No way dude that's crazy!

by goduke34 August 21, 2011

french tuck

The fashion act of tucking only front of the shirt in the pants, as popularised (to the point of memetic mutation) by Tan France on Queer Eye reboot.

Look at them, they're wearing a patterned shirt and a french tuck now, this is a Tan France outfit if i saw one!

by thehawkeye June 25, 2018