Ford 

Fucked
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge

Why buy a Ford when you could've just bought a Dodge.

Ford by MyZtYkAl76 June 8, 2018

Ford 

A car,truck that is only good for changing the letters around to make "DORF"

Stupid Ford Driver 1:DUDE!GUESS WHAT DUDE!
Stupid Ford Driver 2:Dude,what dude?
Stupid Ford Driver 1:I changed the lettering around on my 1972 Ford Ranchero and now it says "DORF"!
Stupid Ford Driver 2:DUDE!SWEET DUDE!

Ford by EvilPandaDog December 22, 2008

Ford 

Some one with unbelievable knowledge, and skill in the form of FPS games.

Terrorist1: See that guy own our whole team with the D eagle? Terrorist2: Yeah, He is so ford.

Ford by Ford|Rsb January 31, 2008

Ford 

Ford
(Ford)
A type of shitty American car. Also a very good name for a badass. When there are multiple Ford's in one room (which does not happen too often, mind you) they nickname each other with Ford model names like Mustang or Taurus. Women normally lust after Fords for their boyish charms and long hair.

"Ohmahgawd, there's Ford. I want him."
"That's guy's such a ford! We should call him Mustang."
"Ford is awesome at video games AND partying."
"I wish I was a Ford."

Ford by Gduv August 18, 2009

ford 

Adjective
Used to describe a woman of loose moral standards/ a slutty whore.

Derived from ford escort.

That disgusting orange yoke over there is dressed so sluttily, what a total ford!

ford by snifflemonster August 25, 2011

Ford 

A large yard ornament with blue vibrators all over it. The only person's finger print on it is the mechanic because the owner never drives it because it can't make it out of the lot.

Bill was talking crap about my chevy even though his ford has been in the shop since he bought it.

Ford by Chevy Till I Die March 4, 2016

Ford 

To pass or move an object using more then one person to get the object to target. This is not because of weight, but because of distance. This definition comes from Henry Ford who created the first mass car production line. Pass it down the line....

"Hey man can I have the bong?" dan says "No its to far away" Chris replies "Oh man just ford it down josh."

"hey man, can you ford me the paps?"

Ford by Chris Of Norfolk January 9, 2010