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flaccinating

An action, situation or context that is so pathetic that it can cause Ron Jeremy to lose a rock hard boner. Not fascinating at all...
"I really love it when my boyfriend holds my hand."

That is so flaccinating!
by nastyn8dick September 9, 2010
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Flaccify

To Flaccify is to make or take away ones bonal appendage
she was so dog i was flaccified
by Blake May 13, 2005
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floccinoccinihilpiliphication

the state a person is in when they do not see a reason for any thing existing
Marla stared at the wall, feeling for all the world that she was suffering from floccinoccinihilpiliphication.
by Luna anuL November 30, 2006
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FLACCIDACIOUS

flaccidacious
beyond awesome - so amazing that upon the sight of this thing or person, you can be sent through an entire conjugal experience from beginning to end. if you are feeling flaccidacious you feel as if you have accomplished a task "in grand fashion", "to the best of your ability", "worked it", "laid the smackdown on it", or "put it to sleep".
the feeling that is produced from any extreme physical or mental endeavor if it results in the positive.
this babe was so flaccidacious that i saw her from across the room, and i was "spent" before we even met.
i've been cramming for a week, i just aced my mid-terms, and i'm feelin' far too flaccidacious to deal with anything that serious.
if you have truly given it all that you can give it, then you may enter into the realm of The Flaccidacious.
or
The Realm of Flaccidaceousness
by REV777 December 10, 2008
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Floccinaucinihilipilification

A word used to descibe Buttholes.
Mommy, I wanna see your mice Floccinaucinihilipilification!
by Smart dude lol January 30, 2009
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flaccie

Noun, someone of inferior intelect, someone who treats their girlfriend/boyfriend like a peice of shit. Someone that deserves to be kicked in the sexual area while being shouted at. A flaccie is generally very small, larger than a dwarf but smaller than an average person. Flaccies are always angry, never try and communicate with them or they will shout at you in some sort of buggery jibberish language. Flaccie is a shortened way of saying flaccid, this is because flaccies have erectile dysfunction and can't get it up lolz.
Connor: Hey Flaccie!

Flaccie: Yeah, well, actually, I think you shouldn't actually call me that because it is actually offensive.
by jimmyretard666 March 21, 2009
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Flaccid Assassin

A man that gets a sexual thrill off of blood and gore
Guy 1: "What're all these pigs doing here?"

Guy 2: "Heard the guy was a Flaccid Assassin
by CloudMr February 13, 2014
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