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Fecal Flogging 

The act two people pooping in the same toilet bowl at the same time. Where one person is sitting in a traditional fashion, while the other party sitting on the first persons lap with his anus positioned between the original party's legs.

If the poop goes through the legs without touching the legs, this can be called a poop-dunk. If the poop hits the party's legs, the bottom party has the right to rub feces on the top party. If, under any circumstances, the top party poops on the bottom parties wiener, the bottom party has the right to redeposit said poop into the anus of the top party via anal penetration.
Fecal Flogging is the strongest of brotherhoods.
Fecal Flogging by DJerak G August 12, 2012
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floggering 

the act of exposing yourself to a blind person
I can't believe u got caught floggering that blind man!!
floggering by Sarah MA. March 23, 2008

flogging the flagstick 

The art of self-gratification for any true patriotic American boy.
Little Joey topped off a long day of playing with his army men by flogging the flagstick.

Floggerbotton 

Floggerbotton is a proper way of describing a "headbutt". It is also sometimes used as an expression.

Adjective, noun, and verb
"Ouch we just floggerbottoned!]
"This is floggerbotton awesome!"
"Ouch! Those two guys just floggerbottoned!"

flogrown 

Abbreviation for saying "Florida Grown". Same as saying you were born and raised in the state of Florida.
"I was flogrown" (no one actually says it, it may appear in their Instagram bio or in a post)
flogrown by Memyself5 January 3, 2021

corn floggin' 

To spank the monkey. To wank off. To tickle the one eyed trouser snake.

You get the idea.
Stacy totally denied me last night, so
I had to go corn floggin'.

flogging the dolphin 

Dude, honestly. I've been sitting here all day thinking about flogging the dolphin. But, there's no lotion. Fuck!