Dude used to work out all the time. Now his pecs are just jiggly flapjacks. I can’t help but imagine them flipping when smacking them from the bottom up. Lol.
by Vallis Castor October 15, 2017

by Left_Nut September 11, 2018

Corporate cocktwaddle used by lower middle management in a passive aggressive manner, trying to convey an image of bringing ideas together - generally talking shite using words they don’t understand but have overheard whilst thrapping one out in the bogs.
Lets flapjack the shit out of that idea!!! If you don’t lay an egg on it by close of play your cock is on the block!!!
by William Large Balls July 5, 2018

by Eppi1986 June 11, 2018

by Marko main May 13, 2015

you take your girl and 69, then stick your cock so far in she throws up from gagging. Then get a condom and fill it with the throwup and store it in a freezer. Then eat it like it is a popsicle
by 69_Mike Oxmal_69 January 22, 2020

by Flapjackbutdead October 16, 2022
