Flank

When you fail an exam and have to deal with your dominatrix Ms. Kim

Wade: Hey, how did your exam go?
Ethan: Not so great, I flanked the test so I am going to have to go pay a visit Ms. Kim
Wade: ...

by Austrovenus Zanzibar Stuchbari March 4, 2018

Ambulance Flankers

Cars or motorcycles that trail right behind an ambulance, taking advantage of it's right to pass by traffic anyway, anytime, anywhere.

Damn those ambulance flankers, they scratched my car when passing by!

by happinessisawarmgun999 December 16, 2009

Froosted flacks

The ripoff brand of frosted flakes.
Side effects from ingesting froosted flacks include skin discoloration, rashes, chest pain, vomiting, numing of the body, blindess, hearing loss, and a intense urge to buy more froosted flacks.
Pronunciation (froo-sted fla-ck-s

"I'm going to the store for more froosted flacks."

by Dipdew June 12, 2019

Hydro Flasksksks

Commonly wielded by vsco girls, it is a sturdy weapon a good drink holder. A good hit on the head this would hurt.

Vsco girl:SKSKSKSKKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKKS 'thunk'
You: 'falls to the ground'
You: ouch that Hydro hurt me head!
Vsco girl: 'takes sip of La Croix/canned static' and I oop... SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK
You: Man that is not cool... but that hydroflask sure is handy for every situation including battle. Drown me in canned static now please.
Vsco girl: Do you want to be hit again with my Hydro Flasksksks again?
you: no.
Vsco girl: i will tape me stickers to your mouth.

by ChristianityIsLife September 24, 2019

flanker

1) While performing cunnalingus on a dead women, the act of having your friend or accomplice hit the stomach( prreferably via jumping) causing fermaldahyde to be sloshed on your face

Upon my completion of the flanker, I died as Sir Galahad died, knowing I would never be as pure as I was at that moment

by 411 j00r b453 r b310ng 2 m3 September 15, 2004

DWILE FLONKS

when an unlucky one has there rectum raped and there face soiled apon.

I feel sorry for whoever he
dwile flonks.

by lew May 3, 2004

flanus

This is a term coined by a good friend in my band. He made this word up and then started hearing it all over the state, no joke!

it is simply put, "a flaming anus" like when you have to put on a hard hat and a rope for climbing just to hit the pottie.

devilish and wicked.

You are such a flanus.

I can't believe that yer flanus has been acting up for the last 5 hours!

by five a.m. May 17, 2006