Figure It Out

To Figure It Out is to FIGURE IT OUT SON! When you don't put forth common sense or just act stupid; you are told by the teacher to FIGURE IT OUT. Then you don't respond and get busy trying to FIGURE IT OUT SON!

Student 1: I Don't know what do do.
Marx: FIGURE IT OUT SON!
Student 1: <tries to figure it out!>

by One who has FIGURED IT OUT! June 24, 2005

Fingered it out in the end

When a gay person realizes that they are gay.

Alex was always asked if he was gay, and he always vehemently denied it until one day he met a new "friend" at the bar...Alex fingered it out in the end.

by 32spacemen May 10, 2011

fongure

is when you stick you're index and middle fingers up you're annal cavity and thrust the two fingers in an upward motion to create a magnificent orgasm or its just fingering you're butt whole

Dude, I think that guy is trying to fongure himself

by cum aid123 May 24, 2011

Split-fingered fastball

A baseball pitch that looks like a typical fastball to you, then mindfucks you by dropping out of the strike zone as you swing, utterly humiliating you and making you look like a third-rate bushleaguer. Swinging at this pitch and missing is like getting hit in the face by a freight train--you should have seen it coming, but it's just too damn good for you.

You need an example for this? Seriously? Fine. That thar guy on the mound sure throws a mean SPLIT-FINGERED FASTBALL. Are you happy now!?

by Rusty Was Here April 15, 2009

Two-fingered Kitkat

The insertion of your index and middle finger into your, or another persons anus, followed by licking the fingers.

I stuck two fingers in her ass and had her lick them clean like a Two-fingered Kitkat.

by The Duke of Hurl March 9, 2011

no father figure

its mean your dad left you

You have no father figure.

by im a fatherless child October 19, 2022

fingered

A nice way to say something is broken, tired or not working. i.e. fucked

My car broke down and the mechanic said the radiator is fingered you will need a one.

by Mr_Tobes April 15, 2011