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phenominal fee

What da supposedly-minor service-charge is actually gonna be.
I was told by da customer-service rep at my computer's manufacturer dat there would be a "nominal rate of $1.99 per minute" for tech-support, but I knew dat said service-call would likely take a good forty-five minutes, and so I decided to just wait till morning and ask my computer-geek buddy to take a look at it instead... no need to pay a phenominal fee of 90-plus bucks!
by QuacksO May 17, 2020
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fo fee

I got this fo fee or my number is fee fo fee fi fi sis fo (343-5564
by Jmp210211 February 23, 2020
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Fee

adjective

to describe a toxic relationship where the man has way too much pride, not that good-looking, treats girlfriend like second choice and texts/talks to other girls the way he talks to his girlfriend.
"Hey, I'm in a Fee relationship" "You gotta get out of that Fee relationship, it's not good for you"
by da souf September 13, 2020
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Fee’s

This party wack as fuck man where the Fee’s at ???
by bryguy0212 October 13, 2020
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fee market system

when in tough economic times "fees" are applied to everything to amplify profits and negate a potential default
Brian: I needed a bank.. So I just joined Bank of America because they have an iPhone app.

James: Awe so now you're enjoying the benefits of the "fee market system". Quite rational thinking there Brian *rolls eyes*
by breynoldz October 8, 2011
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holding fee

Holding a joint to long during the passing of a joint the passer can say “holding fee” and hit the joint before the passé accepts the joint.
Ayyy Bob! I am hitting you with a holding fee! *passer hits joint as Bob reaches for joint*
by Mr_420…yee yee December 2, 2023
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Convenience fee

A fee for paying a speeding ticket fine online. Convenience fees were invented by traffic courts after they implemented online fine payments. They recognized that traffic tickets were meant to be punitive and online payments of fines seemed less punitive than mailing a check or paying in person, so they are having traffic violators pay more for the convenience of paying online. Other greedy companies decided to copy traffic courts and decided to add convenience fees to their bills to customers.
Traffic violator: My fine is $105. I'll just pay online now that this option is available.

NJMCDIRECT: "$105 fine plus $3 convenience fee"

(15 years later)

Electric bill: "$62.25 plus $2.25 convenience fee"

Hertz rental car toll bill: "$4.25 tolls plus $19.98 convenience fee"

Former traffic violator: (Flashbacks to paying a speeding fine 15 years earlier) "Speeding ticket speeding ticket speeding ticket..."
by Leopards14 October 2, 2023
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