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fee market system

when in tough economic times "fees" are applied to everything to amplify profits and negate a potential default
Brian: I needed a bank.. So I just joined Bank of America because they have an iPhone app.

James: Awe so now you're enjoying the benefits of the "fee market system". Quite rational thinking there Brian *rolls eyes*
by breynoldz October 8, 2011
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Fee fur

Something you say when an unfortunate event occurs.
Steve: I locked myself out of my house yesterday. Then I finally got in, and saw that my dog had crapped all throughout the house because I couldn't get in to let him outside.

Danny: Fee fur.
by BaseHit5 December 22, 2009
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Fee

The most beautiful girl you could ever lay your eyes on. Secretly a genius, she'll make smart comments but not make you feel dumb. Although she's clumsy, she's a real athletic star. She has the craziest stories and dreams, and she makes you laugh every time she talks. Everyone wants a Fay but no one deserves her. You're the luckiest person alive if you get a Fay in your life.
« she is so pretty and smart, she is such a fee”
by Gadwdamnnnn February 1, 2021
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foe-fee

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Leaving Fee

The price a pimp tells his hoe she is taxed when she leaves as a taxation for breaking loyalty and respect. In some ways like a deposit.
The bitch fagged off so she had to pay the leaving fee of 10k
by KingP2018$ August 24, 2018
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Gas Fee

A minor inconvenience that feels like a major one.
Examples of Gas Fee

Enemy jangler takes your red buff

Dad takes your pc

Teacher hands out homework
by phrasechad March 17, 2022
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Sick's Fee

Canada has free universal health care. Well, as free as it can get, they pay for it out of income taxes and sales taxes. A longstanding Canadian tradition requires each citizen to set aside that amount of money he or she would usually have to spend on medical insurance, and to use it to help others in need. The "Sick's Fee" is the name assigned to that money, and by law it must be spent on, or given to, some other Canadian who is need of something, whether that be a new roof, clean beaver pelt clothing, maple syrup or an exhibit of Canadiana. The Sick's Fee is the "pay it forward" component in the Constitution. How does this cash get spent? Well, the finest examples of the art of making maple tree taps has been gathered for display on a planned new web site. "SicksFeeTapArt.ca" is just one more twisted and bored Canadian's view of how to help his fellow man to survive COVID-19. You can have fun even if you are not Canadian. Just contribute ONE photo which exemplifies any artistic creation that in some tiny, remote, humorous way refers to the word "tap". Just 3 simple letters... but a world of untapped possibilities!
Where do YOU stand on this?... Sick's Fee Tap Art? Yes or NO!?? Will you socially distance your self again today? or will you "Pull a Trump" and go spread your spit at the office on May 1?
If Bernie Sanders had not dropped out, might the USA once have adopted the tradition of the Sick's Fee? Would Americans soon have been spending their sick's fee on each other? Would they say Yes! to Sick's Fee Tap Art? Or would they say "You can take your sick's fee to hell" or "I'll show you where you can shove your sick's fee to!"
"I cannot stand Sick's Fee Tap Art.... I have to be closer to see the whites of their eyes."
First they take your guns and then they want you... sick's fee tap art!
Trump closed the Canadian border because he knows everyone in Canada likes sick's fee tap art.
Until COVID-19 came along, even Google had never seen the phrase "sick's fee tap art" anywhere in the Interweb, now it has gone viral!
I believe one Canadian's "sick's fee" to be another man's "two meters less 10%".
by You rReal Name April 16, 2020
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