by basicjjslang January 20, 2019
Get the Fees on mug.A fee for paying a speeding ticket fine online. Convenience fees were invented by traffic courts after they implemented online fine payments. They recognized that traffic tickets were meant to be punitive and online payments of fines seemed less punitive than mailing a check or paying in person, so they are having traffic violators pay more for the convenience of paying online. Other greedy companies decided to copy traffic courts and decided to add convenience fees to their bills to customers.
Traffic violator: My fine is $105. I'll just pay online now that this option is available.
NJMCDIRECT: "$105 fine plus $3 convenience fee"
(15 years later)
Electric bill: "$62.25 plus $2.25 convenience fee"
Hertz rental car toll bill: "$4.25 tolls plus $19.98 convenience fee"
Former traffic violator: (Flashbacks to paying a speeding fine 15 years earlier) "Speeding ticket speeding ticket speeding ticket..."
NJMCDIRECT: "$105 fine plus $3 convenience fee"
(15 years later)
Electric bill: "$62.25 plus $2.25 convenience fee"
Hertz rental car toll bill: "$4.25 tolls plus $19.98 convenience fee"
Former traffic violator: (Flashbacks to paying a speeding fine 15 years earlier) "Speeding ticket speeding ticket speeding ticket..."
by Leopards14 October 2, 2023
Get the Convenience fee mug.A resources-expenditure dat a "willing" chick requests from you due to your having whooshingly farted during a vigorous bouncy-bouncy wif her, causing her to feel a breeze on her upper thighs.
If you have da tendency to break wind frequently/uncontrollably, it's wise to reveal said fact beforehand to a chick wif whom you're arranging to be intimate, and ask her if she charges gassy guys an overdraft fee.
by QuacksO March 29, 2025
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Get the fo fee mug.Can refer to several different scenarios:
1. Where a service-provider affably declines being paid by casually swishing his hand in a "never mind" or "no worries --- no charge" gesture.
2. Where a service-recipient arrogantly/contemptuously declines to pay for services rendered by flippantly swishing his hand in a "forget it" or "don't trouble me" gesture.
3. Where a service-requester attempts to entice/persuade someone to assist/accommodate him by eagerly/pleadingly swishing a wad of cash in said would-be provider's direction.
1. Where a service-provider affably declines being paid by casually swishing his hand in a "never mind" or "no worries --- no charge" gesture.
2. Where a service-recipient arrogantly/contemptuously declines to pay for services rendered by flippantly swishing his hand in a "forget it" or "don't trouble me" gesture.
3. Where a service-requester attempts to entice/persuade someone to assist/accommodate him by eagerly/pleadingly swishing a wad of cash in said would-be provider's direction.
Lustful-minded male bank teller: I'm a hopeless craver of lady-flesh, so I don't need any attractive female customer to beg me to give her a break on a service-charge --- all she has to do is show me her boobs or let me squeeze her butt, and I'll so totally "wave the fee" for her EVERY time.
by QuacksO October 26, 2020
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