farknut

Idiot. Someone who doesn't do things promptly.

Voltronforce is a lazy farknut.

by WrightMax July 24, 2008

farnesi

another word for a butthole

my farnesi is infected.

man your such a faresi

by mymomisyourmom June 26, 2007

farknard

1. (n) an extremely stupid person in the phillipines.
2. (v) acting in a stupid way in the phillipines.

Hey Josh, look at that farknard put his tongue on that stick! so stupid!

by bernme December 3, 2007

Farndazzle

An astonishing act of uncoordinated clumsiness that usually results in fucking things up and people laughing. May happen very quickly or in embarrassingly slow motion.

"Wow, that was a Farndazzle if I've ever seen one."

"Nice Farndazzle, loser."

by Ran Dazz February 20, 2008

Farnarkeled

A state caused by actions which appeared productive but were actually not; applicable to both situations and objects.

1. After about half an hour of noisy tidying up the children left their rooms utterly farnarkeled.

2. Having no more than a verbal agreement with a customer, as to what will be delivered at the end, is the best way to ensure that a project ends up farnarkeled beyond redemption.

by Anonymous Vomitus December 11, 2009

Farneeze

To pass gas and sneeze at the same time.

I just farneezed!

by Nikabod May 24, 2010

Farnalgasm

To farting while orgasming during anal sex.

Jason: I hooked up with this hot guy last night. I fucked him so hard he farnalgasmed all over my dick.

by AmyIsARagingBitch March 23, 2011