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polish farewell

When you deploy overseas for the military, and your girlfriend fucks around while you're gone. So you eat nothing but sausage and sauerkraut for nine months, and then go shit on her driveway before ringing her doorbell and running away.
"Hey, Josh is back from Afghanistan. His girlfriend cheated on him while he was gone, so he gave her a Polish farewell when he got back. Fucking classic."
by Veebs December 7, 2017
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toe faeces

The shit that is left in-between your toes after work that stinks
These toe faeces
by Tony toe sucker January 9, 2020
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Sec Farce

What other soldiers (including other airmen) call the USAF Security Forces.
Sec farce are to military police what mall cops are to regular police.
by Pirokobo March 2, 2020
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Fluid farewell

The ultimate act of vengeance after being fired from a job. It involves taking a willing sexual partner to your former workplace for an after hours visit. The aim is to fuck on, and spread bodily fluids over, as many surfaces and objects as possible, particularly those of your boss and most hated colleagues.
Helen: ‘I heard you got canned from your job? You must be furious.’
Rachel: ‘Look, I was at first, but then Liam helped me give those cunts a top notch fluid farewell. Now when I’m feeling betrayed I just think of how I worked Jessica’s phone handset into my snatch and I instantly feel much better. I mean, she holds that thing up to her face!’
by likesecco March 30, 2020
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PMD farewell

The saddest thing to ever exist in a Pokémon game.

Sad ranking:

Rescue team: 10/10

Explorers: 11/10

Gates: 10/10

Super: 10/10

DX: 10/10
“Hey, have you seen-“

Shut up, I’ve been crying about this PMD farewell for 36 hours.”
by Le Mesprit December 14, 2020
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Ah Fareeees

Firas: I won't play today.

The party: Ah Fareeees
by BloodyWanka6996 November 24, 2021
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Colorado Farewell

To brain (flip out a testicle) on a train platform as your friends are leaving on a train) or just waiting...)

Look up braining for more explicit definitions but you get the idea. It looks like a little brain.
My friend brained us to say goodnight after a great day at the beach. It was difficult to see and blurry so we uploaded it to FB, just to basically say don't do that Within 20 seconds he messaged us that his brain was already visible in Malaysia so of course we deleted it. Hilarious though. Apparently it is a traditional goodbye in South Park, Colorado. Most guys do it. He just didn't expect my gf to take a photo or for it to go viral in 20 seconds. The Colorado Farewell. Then they slide down a mountain with no skis or helmet backwards with a bag of gummies. Braining the whole way.
by TheOtherScientist June 10, 2023
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