Fail-O-Saurus Rex

A dinosaur that projects a colossal amount of fail unto anyone who comes in contact with it.

Person 1: What the hell is this dinosaur supposed to be?
Person 2: Well that's a fail-o-saurus rex, bro.
Person 1: Well why the hell is it in my YuGiOh deck? This is not a real card.
Person 2: Too bad, bro. You take the card out, you will lose all of your future duels. The fail-o-saurus rex is irremovable.

by locheland December 18, 2009

airplane fail

A nickname for someone who drives a remote-controlled plane and the plane crash-lands.

Man 1: Hey, airplane fail.
Man 2: My remote-controlled plane did crash-land.

by Matt11111 January 2, 2012

Feng Cao Fail

A Feng Cao Fail is a fail of unfathomable magnitude. This is reserved for fails that are so bad, the term "Epic Fail" isn't strong enough.

The Exxon Valdez oil spill was a Feng Cao Fail.

by FengCao August 4, 2009

Fail Blog

An awesome site that has pictures and videos of epic fails.

-Dude, have you checked fail blog recently?
-Yeah, that guy got owned!!

by Jsol January 2, 2009

Swedish fail

An un-successful and often ridiculous attempt to use Swedish vernacular in American culture.

Swede: i just bought a pair of finger gloves
American: no those are just gloves, what do you call mittens?
Swede: thumb gloves
American: Swedish Fail!

by rexted April 17, 2014

get out of fail free card

can be given or requested
for use when u do something douche-baggy, asshole-ish or embarrassing while drunk..

ie
Stan:"Damn Cody, u hit on my sister, sucker punched my roommate and pissed all over my girls car!!!"

Cody:"yyyeehh...Dude u gonna have to let me hold a get out of fail free card on this one. I don't usually drink the white....come on"

by EastCoast Kody May 8, 2009

Parental Fail

When your parents either are unreasonably strict and controlling or are drug dealers. And not the fun kind of drug dealers, either.

"Oh my gosh, my parents are making me drop my AP class and Jazz Band! They're such parental fails!"

by Vanessa(: August 30, 2009