I'd plow the field

Means you would want to have sexual relations with a woman, but not normal sexual relations, really really sexual relations, like you would want to with jessica alba or carmen electra. In other words you would fuck the shit out of her.

See: i'd hit the fuck out of it

Guy 1: Ayo you know angie from george lopez?

Guy 2: Hell yeah, I'd plow the field.

Guy 1: Haha who wouldnt?

by I'd Plow Jessica's Field July 21, 2009

Shiti Field

In 2009 the New York Mets baseball club opened up a new stadium. Due to the poor quality of the design and the fact that the Mets are known for being a second rate team that chokes every year to the Phillies or any other team, the stadium was named Shiti Field. The idea is to reflect this shiti nature of the team.

Fan 1: I am going to see the Mets play at their new ballpark.

Fan 2: Oh Shiti Field. I went there already and saw them lose 15-1

by fredhits February 15, 2009

Operation Oilraqi Faildumb

Spending a trillion dollars invading a country with no military and losing.

Operation Oilraqi Faildumb failed harder than K Fed’s music career.

by frick11 February 24, 2010

mine field

A backyard filled with numerous piles of dog shit.

I had to put on the combat boots while traversing the mine field. When I finished my trek, i had to throw those sons of bitches out because they were full of dog poopy.

by Niter August 14, 2006

Mine Field

Well first you need a bunch of friends,2 liters of sprite, a handle of cheap vodka, and 50 of those dixie cups that you swished your mouth out after brushing teeth when your younger. So half the cups get sprite and the other half vodka. Mix them all up and place them on a round table where everyone can stand around. The first goes and you pick a cup, if its sprite you move on to the next person, if its vodka keep going til you get sprite. Then just go around the circle til everyone has had there fix. Drink Responsibly.

"Man Mine Field at your house last night was awesome. I thought only tequila made her clothes fall off."

by Matty MJ August 15, 2008

Fagnetic Field

The field of pure gayness, in the form of faggotry force, exerted by faggots. When two of these fields meet, fagnetism is the result.

Why do I feel like kissing boys? I must be caught in a fagnetic field! Oscar, leave you faggot and take your fagnetic field with you, you faggot ass bitch.

by Igor Medavoy May 28, 2006

Oil Field Trash

adj. ; Used to describe a person whom works in the oil field (i.e. Drilling Rigs, Oil Rigs) The person is not necessarily trashy, filthy, or dirty but can be if they so choose. Those described as Oil Field Trash typically drink excessively and are crude, narcissistic, and beligerent when drunk. HOWEVER IMPORTANT: There are ONLY TWO absolutes concerning being described as Oil Field Trash; #1. One must work in the oil field and #2. One must be proud to be described as Oil Field Trash.

"My Oil Field Trash friends and I are heading to the bar after a long days work on the drilling rig"

"He is wearing a sweater that says 'Oil Field Trash' on it, he must work in the oil field"

by Oil Field Trash November 24, 2006