piss factor

The thing you have to consider when choosing which type of booze you want for the night. If you're not trying to piss every 10 minutes, you choose hard liquor. Otherwise beer is a great option.

Stephen" "I want to get really drunk before finals, but I'm not sure what I should get"
Kim: "Did you take the piss factor into consideration?"
Stephen: "Damn you're right. I should probably get some Orloff since I'm broke".

by xLonnie December 11, 2016

Doodoo Factory

A person who produces an abnormally large quantity of faeces.
This can be comparable to producing faeces at an industrial scale.

Bob: "Ugh, Hunter is a doodoo factory.."
Billy: "I know! He broke the school bathroom! We all have detention!"

by Pixelasia December 5, 2018

Cap Factor

The Cap Factor is a statistical measure of how valid (or not valid) a piece of information is positive cap = ALL CAPS, negative value is true. When the decimal is closer to one, it is either very true (negative cap value) or a definite lie (positive cap value)

False (1) > Cap Factor < True (-1)

The Cap Factor is a part of hood statistics.

The subject was lying, therefore cap factor was present.

by Jungso February 10, 2021

Interruption Factory

Another term for "office," especially crowded, open-plan offices workers are shoved into like cattle...despite the fact that they can far more effectively and efficiently do their work remotely. Coined in the article "Hybrid combines the worst of office and remote work." on June 8th, 2023.

"My company is claiming they have to relocate me to their interruption factory in Seattle...I think they're just trying to lay me off without being on the hook for severance."

by Organize or Die June 11, 2023

Cheese Factory

A prison or correctional facility known for housing informants, rats, and snitches.

Ex. 1

Larry Levine also said Butner is known as a “cheese factory,” a nickname alluding to the many federal informants, or “rats,” incarcerated there.

Reuters, "Prisons Bureau says Madoff does not have cancer," August 24, 2009

Ex. 2

Martellus: Hey cuz! The homey Shakes The Clown just paroled from Mule Creek!

Demetrius: Mule Creek?!?! That Cheese Factory? That wetter musta been tellin' on hella fools!

by ZXY&ABC September 19, 2023

The Dome Factor

A blog created in February 2009, providing insight & opinion on many topics in today's sports and pop culture worlds.

Writers consist of three Syracuse graduates who offer different perspectives from varied upbringings focusing in the Boston & New York Markets.

What that hilarious blog I read last week? Oh, The Dome Factor!

by M.Tomp March 11, 2009

rub-off factor

1. The result achieved from dividing the number representing the net volume of semen generated from a masterbatory session by the distance over which it was ejaculated.
2. An element defined as being the extent to which a mental or pornographic fantasy, female companion, or Yiddish curmudgeon is capable of qualitatively enhancing a masterbatory session.

1. The rub-off factor cannot yet be calculated, as the measurement data remains yet to be disclosed to the public.
2. But seriously, a fine Jewish octogenarian with his schnoz and yamaka has a far higher rub-off factor than anything Hugh Hefner can provide.

by Woody Allenette July 24, 2009