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Putting Your Best Foot Forward

The greatest Manual Elephant Masturbators are the ones who get far enough in their practice to receive this honor. After losing both arms to the elephant assignment, the handler begins using his or her feet in desperate effort to satisfy the elephant's needs. This only results in the ever-predictable honors of the elephant.

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, First-Hand Experience, Second-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Feet Forward, and Giving it Your All.
You should always put your best foot forward.
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Fogard

One who is lacking in the smarts department
That man is a Fogard
by mcivan November 12, 2011
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forward and backward

To go forward in a normal walking motion, and then going back into the original place but with a reverse walking motion without looking back
It's the same as backtrack, but without looking back.

or if it's a video, it's to speed up the video and then reversing it (and change the speed back to normal) after some time
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facebook forward

when hot gurls on facebook turnout to be ugly ass in life.
dees cheek online on the face-book. i has seen her after jacking to her hot profil pics. denn ey eez like "lets hang out beetch." and shes like yup. then i bang her place and shes looking like whuuu? looked like my grandmas dog. omg. It Turns Out She Had Made herself facebook forward.
by my dick is mini June 2, 2010
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forward inclination

Of a person; The act of stooping or bending ones head or body forward and downward.

Of an object; Leaning forward or sloped.

In speech; The incline into a topic before bringing it up.

The forward inclination of a radio wave is called a wavetilt.
Add some more forward inclination to the ramp.

He gave a lot of forward inclination before bringing up that he was trying out for the baseball team.
by MPWHart July 7, 2011
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Forwarding Monster

It's a person who gets something on his/her email or text message then forwards it to a bunch of other people.
Person 1: Yeah so I went to this party last night and (beep beep) Oh hold on phones beeping. Oh I got a text, oh it's from
(Person 3) he's alwys forwarding me emails and text messages

Person 2: Yeah me too! What a Forwarding Monster!
by CaptainJefe March 3, 2010
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Forward Digger Hat

Gee whiz. Every time I go to Two Harbors I get hit on by that goddamn Forward Digger Hat at Pamida.
by DDDuluth November 17, 2011
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